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Dyna Moe | Illustrator and/or Comedy-Person → nobodyssweetheart.com
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I don't believe I've complained about being unemployed and looking for work in a collapsing economy recently. So, I shall.

Dude, this is butt. This totally sucks ass. I hate it.
hire me
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I'm casting him in his breakthrough role that plays against type.

It will be his Punch Drunk Love.
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Seinfeld lead the way but no one followed
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My spaghetti-bending ancestors were from Abruzzi and were basically Greeks by the racist calculation of their day.
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The majority of "Italian-Americans" in the US are from south of Naples and would have as little to do with a Genoese than baked ziti has in common with delicious basil pesto
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I dreamt I had to cover a gravestone in fur, and there was an elaborate braid/tie-off at the top.

I also dreamt the final episode of the Cosby Show ended with half the cast dying from an infection they caught from a dirty public toilet.
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There's a germ of an idea in this.

Also, true.
text reading FASCISTS ARE BORING
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You are free buy up to 100 of these. Other people also want stickers. Ordering more than 100 — drop me a line first, ok?

"ICE GO HOME- GET OUT OF OUR CITY!"
$2 stickers on shiny metallic vinyl

square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
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"ICE GO HOME- GET OUT OF OUR CITY!"
$2 stickers on shiny metallic vinyl

COVER YOUR CITY IN 'EM
Donald's Gestapo will see it on a wall and maybe just maybe, in his heart of hearts, deep down in the bottom of his soul, feel worse about abducting people for being too tan

square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
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Vinyl stickers! Buy stickers by the dozen.

square.link/u/BFQkzE6U

Cover a venture capitalist's Cybertruck with stickers.

Blind a techbro's Google glasses with stickers.



Buy them directly from the designer (me) for $2 a pop!


square.link/u/BFQkzE6U
a sticker a sticker
dynamoe.bsky.social
You are free buy up to 100 of these. Other people also want stickers. Ordering more than 100 — drop me a line first, ok?

"ICE GO HOME- GET OUT OF OUR CITY!"
$2 stickers on shiny metallic vinyl

square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
dynamoe.bsky.social
"ICE GO HOME- GET OUT OF OUR CITY!"
$2 stickers on shiny metallic vinyl

COVER YOUR CITY IN 'EM
Donald's Gestapo will see it on a wall and maybe just maybe, in his heart of hearts, deep down in the bottom of his soul, feel worse about abducting people for being too tan

square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
dynamoe.bsky.social
Other phrases that apply--
fascists are weird creeps. fascist: unfuckable losers
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BO KNOWS... planned obsolescence
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There's a germ of an idea in this.

Also, true.
text reading FASCISTS ARE BORING
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If anyone wanted to hire me to draw a thing, I'm open.
And/or you can buy some stickers.

Stop Forcing AI Into...: square.link/u/BFQkzE6U
Monetize Your Depression: square.link/u/Qhj4ckHw
Ice Go Home*: square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
VBros Tarot Cards: square.link/u/G4IONcKi

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*backordered
Stop Forcing AI Into Every Fucking Thing Ice Go Home Monetize Your Depression Billy Quizboy Tarot Card (and Pete White, too)
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It reminds me when I had a mundane but public facing job and cops were always asking me what I saw (in under 5 lines)
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yes I ship to canada
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All of my clients were in industries that have also imploded since covid. I got nothing.
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A cool dude in Maine just ordered 25 Ice Go Home and 25 Stop Forcing AI stickers for his poster shop.

When in Maine, check out www.instagram.com/moonbats_pos...
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"ICE GO HOME- GET OUT OF OUR CITY!"
$2 stickers on shiny metallic vinyl

COVER YOUR CITY IN 'EM
Donald's Gestapo will see it on a wall and maybe just maybe, in his heart of hearts, deep down in the bottom of his soul, feel worse about abducting people for being too tan

square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
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I'm going to be art for Halloween. Not sure what, but I'll be some art.

Maybe some 1970s Diebenkorn shit.
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You only did the head and shoulders but I know that's the skort uniform
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This photo of Robert Bloch is the most writer photo to have ever writer photo’d. It is Pure Writer Photo.
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I'd wear a power-mech armored battle-suit, but only if it still displayed my feminine elegance.

Like, it'd have to be pink, of course.
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I'm a shadowy cat for Halloween, but I still offer CATS READING BOOKS for $50.

Pick a cat— maybe YOUR cat— pick a book— maybe a book you wrote or maybe your favorite read— and I draw you the digital illustration like these—
www.behance.net/gallery/2291...

DM me for info! Boooooo! I'm a spooky cat!
tuxedo cat reading Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats by TS Eliot Siamese cat reading FEAR AND TREMBLING by Søren Kierkegaard GHOST SKELETON CAT reading Pet Sematary by STEPHEN KING Orange tabby reading A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole.
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Beware of wieners and nerds potentially radicalizing.

A future Stephen Miller could be in your mathletics squad.

cc: @kibblesmith.com
Matheletes are all Fascist
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Imagine being able to afford decades-long cocaine abuse AND decades-long adderall abuse?

That's the American dream.
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I want Trump to be dying too, but this guy is a fucking osteopath.
Guy who is not a medical doctor making a medical claim.