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poop
@dude3000.bsky.social
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Calmer than you are. Ok, not really. Don't like my posts. It only encourages me.
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I love you for telling me this
I can always tell when Kansas City is playing on a Sunday because none of the football talk is about football.
The old favorite was Sandy's, and the burgers were perfect.
No, there's no such thing as a chopped beef sandwich that's worth $18. You're being lied to.
Last weekend in Austin, I was walking to an old favorite to get cheeseburgers for lunch with buddies at the record convention, saw Terry Black's and thought "Maybe we'll do chopped beef sandwiches, instead." My friends, I walked in, saw chopped beeves were $18, and went for cheeseburgers.
when you're over 45 and trying to wear skinny jeans
before you try to slide into my DMs, just know i'm built like this
Tajín on everything
Georgia's just playing not to lose to Manning.
not enough seats imo
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are you sure got everyone there @startribune.com ??????
this is beyond absurd.
I don't want it to happen, but I think this will be the year someone offers PJ Fleck way more than Minnesota will match. And I think it will likely be a school that doesn't want that kind of personality and therefore be hilarious.
Just lost a game of Guess Who to my 7yo. My first guess was Emma. She said no and after that I was clueless.
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
Played HAIM's Days Gone By for the 7yo for the first time and she immediately broke into a really cringe dance
Kash Patel has definitely said "Female Body Inspector" in his official capacity
Do you think Kash Patel and his girlfriend have explored each other’s bodies on the FBI charter plane
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Charli XCX is the worst shit I've ever heard. I tried listening to that Brat album and each attempt had me asking in a Hank Hill voice "what are your values, young woman?"
Green Dennis is my homie
couple of small beers
Fuck yeah! You're in for a fucking ride.
Also: Ethan Hawke loves playing that kind of guy. And he's really good at it. He's a fantastic and has good range, but I'm glad he keeps coming back to Charming Loony Smartest-Guy-In-The-Room Loser
Finally watched E1 of The Lowdown. My expectations were high, but it smashed them. Can't wait to keep going.
Finally watched E1 of The Lowdown. My expectations were high, but it smashed them. Can't wait to keep going.