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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 8h

I love you for telling me this

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 20h

I can always tell when Kansas City is playing on a Sunday because none of the football talk is about football.

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 21h

The old favorite was Sandy's, and the burgers were perfect.

old burger place at dusk, with motorcycles and a van out front and yellow lighting

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 21h

No, there's no such thing as a chopped beef sandwich that's worth $18. You're being lied to.

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 21h

Last weekend in Austin, I was walking to an old favorite to get cheeseburgers for lunch with buddies at the record convention, saw Terry Black's and thought "Maybe we'll do chopped beef sandwiches, instead." My friends, I walked in, saw chopped beeves were $18, and went for cheeseburgers.

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 21h

when you're over 45 and trying to wear skinny jeans

🐇bun enthusiast🍞 @quickboot.bsky.social · 22h

before you try to slide into my DMs, just know i'm built like this

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 22h

Tajín on everything

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 22h

The audience, upon which the work reflects.

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d

Who is the most evil villain in fiction?

The long-running series in which readers answer other readers’ questions on subjects ranging from trivial flights of fancy to profound scientific and philosophical concepts

www.theguardian.com

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 23h

Georgia's just playing not to lose to Manning.

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 23h

Texas is on a bye, so Georgia Hate Week is a two-week affair

a man is kneeling down next to a dog wearing a red shirt on a field .

Alt: bevo, a longhorn steer, goes after uga, a lowly bred bulldog

media.tenor.com

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 23h

not enough seats imo

poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

Bleaux the Boat

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Rep. Leigh Finke @leighfinke.bsky.social · 1d

are you sure got everyone there @startribune.com ??????
this is beyond absurd.

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

I don't want it to happen, but I think this will be the year someone offers PJ Fleck way more than Minnesota will match. And I think it will likely be a school that doesn't want that kind of personality and therefore be hilarious.

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

Just lost a game of Guess Who to my 7yo. My first guess was Emma. She said no and after that I was clueless.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 1d

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

Played HAIM's Days Gone By for the 7yo for the first time and she immediately broke into a really cringe dance

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

Kash Patel has definitely said "Female Body Inspector" in his official capacity

Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think Kash Patel and his girlfriend have explored each other’s bodies on the FBI charter plane

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

Charli XCX is the worst shit I've ever heard. I tried listening to that Brat album and each attempt had me asking in a Hank Hill voice "what are your values, young woman?"

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1d

Green Dennis is my homie

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 2d

couple of small beers

poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck yeah! You're in for a fucking ride.

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 2d

Also: Ethan Hawke loves playing that kind of guy. And he's really good at it. He's a fantastic and has good range, but I'm glad he keeps coming back to Charming Loony Smartest-Guy-In-The-Room Loser

poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 2d

Finally watched E1 of The Lowdown. My expectations were high, but it smashed them. Can't wait to keep going.

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 2d

Finally watched E1 of The Lowdown. My expectations were high, but it smashed them. Can't wait to keep going.

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