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Made this over coffee, sat on it, watched all day as folks acted the smug fool on Facebook and Twitter, and certainly in a particular group chat I’m ignoring… so, yeah, here you go.
Bugs Bunny meme where he’s wishing all something a very something, here the first something being Trump voters and the second being the leopards / faces tweet meme.
Fully all adults spewing this vitriol.

“By scanning public records and media reports, Mother Jones determined the ages of eight of the 11 participants in the chat: They appear to range from 24 to 35. Ages for three other participants… were not publicly available.”
No one in the GOP Hitler chat was a "kid"
We checked. Sorry, JD Vance.
www.motherjones.com
Same day the official White House account tweets a (bullshit) graphic that he’s the president of peace for ending eight wars.

Who’s going to be the reporter to ask how he can be the president of peace if he’s illegally, extrajudicially drone striking boats in international waters?
These strikes are illegal for about 7 reasons:
1. Not self-defense
2. No (or any) Congressional authorization
3. No evidence of criminal wrongdoing
4. Occurred in int'l waters
5. No open state of hostilities
6. Criminal groups are not terrorists legally
7. No id on people killed or group targeted
U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says
www.nytimes.com
Only hires the best people
“Publishing all the heinous things I said is character assassination” is quite the take from this bozo
Giunta claimed the release of the chat is part of "a highly-coordinated year-long character assassination led by Gavin Wax and the New York City Young Republican Club" - an allusion to a once obscured internecine war that has now spilled into the open.
"These logs were sourced by way of extortion and provided to POLITICO by the very same people conspiring against me," he said. "What's most disheartening is that, despite my unwavering support of President Trump since 2016, rouge [sic] members of his administration - including Gavin Wax - have participated in this conspiracy to ruin me publicly simply because I challenged them privately."
Of all the marketed use cases for generative AI, based on the volume of these stories, I feel like the LLM companies have missed out on touting its ability to “Expose incompetent and/or lazy attorneys to sanctions and discipline”.
An attorney in a New York Supreme Court commercial case got caught using AI in his filings, and then got caught using AI again in the brief where he had to explain why he used AI, according to court documents filed earlier this month.

🔗 www.404media.co/lawyer-using...
Lawyer Caught Using AI While Explaining to Court Why He Used AI
The attorney not only submitted AI-generated fake citations in a brief for his clients, but also included “multiple new AI-hallucinated citations and quotations” in the process of opposing a motion fo...
www.404media.co
Blue collar, veteran in his 40s, excellent public speaker who’s going into republican districts for town halls with a clear message or an octogenarian being boosted by tonedeaf party establishment. Hmmm… tough choice.
🚨 The DSCC — led by Kirsten Gillibrand, Mark Kelly, Adam Schiff, and Lisa Blunt Rochester — has formed a joint fundraising committee with Janet Mills.

Mills, running against Graham Platner in the Maine Democratic Senate primary, would become the oldest freshman (79) ever elected, to a 6-year term.
🚨 The DSCC — led by Kirsten Gillibrand, Mark Kelly, Adam Schiff, and Lisa Blunt Rochester — has formed a joint fundraising committee with Janet Mills.

Mills, running against Graham Platner in the Maine Democratic Senate primary, would become the oldest freshman (79) ever elected, to a 6-year term.
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It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
Headline is so bad that Elton John may write another verse to “Candle in the Wind”.
“Copyright growing pains” is one of the most unhinged and cursed IP-related phrases I’ve seen in a long while.
Randy Jackson on an early season of American Idol with his iconic phrase:  YEAH THATS GONNA BE A NO FOR ME DOG
He’s only 57 and really good at his job, but this sounds unbearable.

“The now-former manager said that during the past season he experienced, among other things, poor sleep, chest pains, hair loss and, in an age of pervasive sports gambling, even death threats from strangers.”
Mike Shildt says decision to retire was his own, but Padres questions remain
Speaking Monday night, Shildt said he had just returned to San Diego after a week spent mulling things over at his home in North Carolina.
www.nytimes.com
First action patent allowance
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.
If the Great Desiccator Ben Shapiro is butthurt over this movie, it’s probably both pretty good and a solid indictment of the right wing jagoff-o-sphere.
I am so sick of living in a world where certain groups insist art & culture be re-oriented to serve their tastes and whims when their own pitiful inability or unwillingness to critically engage with and contemplate creativity clearly demonstrate that art & culture are too good for them.
Conservatives Take Aim at ‘One Battle After Another’: “Year’s Most Irresponsible Movie”
While Paul Thomas Anderson's film is being heralded as a masterpiece by many, some conservatives accuse it of potentially inspiring left-wing violence.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
Ok, now come ON. Amazon building a monstrous datacenter in Tijuana that looks basically the same as CostCo (I love you) in Idiocracy.
Three characters approach a sprawling hazy slum with a gargantuan CostCo in the background, screenshot from the prophetic movie Idiocracy Huge new Amazon building in the middle of a Tijuana slum
I mean this meme writes itself
Vince McMahon reaction meme where he becomes progressively more excited with each item:

NUKE FILLABUSTER
FOUR SENATORS FROM PR AND DC
PACK SCOTUS
REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS RESTORED
If my workplace sent this out from the new CEO, it’s an instant red flag cue to get my resumé updated. Coming from Bari Weiss, even more urgently so. Honesty will not be rewarded.

Yet another news org about to be unreliable by default and until proven otherwise, on an article by article basis.
Oh my that was much more cringe than I could’ve imagined before clicking for sound
A more perfect gif-skeet pairing there may never be