Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

@drbourbonstein.bsky.social

910 followers 570 following 8K posts

Chicago ex-pat. Waukegan hype-man. Amateur mocktail maker. Aspiring horologist. Lawn Guy™. Ravioli (the crested gecko) wrangler. He/Him - Bro/Dude/Guy

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 3h

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Mad Monster Party (1967) - YouTube

youtube.com

Reposted by Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 7h

“This heckin’ pupperino fucking hates La Migra,” to paraphrase from @weratedogs.com

Rate Dogs & • Follow
...
2h •
This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. They showed up at his door "looking for migrants after receiving a tip." The son of the family asked if they could wait before entering the home while he put Chop away in the bathroom, as the dog can be aggressive with strangers.
According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home, opened the bathroom door, and shot Chop. None of the agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to Chop, as he bled to death on the kitchen floor. Unsurprisingly, the agent who shot their dog then hid from them and refused to give his name. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
14/10
CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/el-paso-family-claims-border-patrol-killed-their-dog-during-search-cbp-

37 580 1.9K

Reposted by Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 8h

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

58 1.1K 4K

Reposted by Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 5h

Imagine devoting your entire life to prostrating yourself before this man and when you die trying to further his movement he eulogizes you by saying "lmao skill issue git gud"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

27 140 880

Reposted by Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

Karla Ortiz @kortizart.bsky.social · 10h

Just heard Drew Struzan passed away 😞 His incredible work has given me and countless others so much awe, joy and inspiration!

I had posters of his work as a teen, I began using color pencils because I thought he used them too. Always inspired by him. Just utterly heart broken.

RIP Drew Struzan.

Drew Struzan’s poster of Big Trouble in Little China

Drew Struzan’s poster of Pan’s Labyrinth

Drew Struzan’s poster of Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom

9 170 550

Reposted by Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12h

absolutely one of the most incandescent talents of his generation. made music for all time. a heavy loss.

FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 12h

R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️

8 95 560

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 12h

Oh goddamn it.

FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 12h

R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️

Reposted by Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

"Wuh-wuh-wuh-wafflehouse" Ella Tailor $345/$700 @garaktailor.com · 1d

Golddust has fallen.

We are down to Mick Foley as the final good wrestler.

4 4 16

Reposted by Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

Phineasferatu @phineas.bsky.social · 15h

A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.

3 190 610

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 16h

Why not a Kei shaped economy instead?

An olive green Kei truck with a roof rack in rural Wyoming

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

I'm here to help!

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

I keep cheese curds and powdered gravy mix on hand in case I ever need impromptu poutine.

Got a stay prepared.

1 4

Reposted by Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1d

we saw wet hot american summer at the cinema village iirc on 12th when it came out and we were the only two people in the theater and i think the only time ive laughed harder at the movies is during jackass when chris pontius drank horse semen and this guy in front of us hurled

23 29 520

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone have any opinions on Morgan Coghill for IL-10? I guess he's running against Schneider.

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

This,but specifically the live version from 2003 off The Cunted Circus.

youtu.be/xZH1f3jENu0?...

1 1 4

Reposted by Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 1d

tour guide: what does the future hold for Apple TV? Let's just say we've got a few ideas up our sleeve.

homer: like what?
tour guide: I'd rather not get into it right now?

homer: why not?
tour guide: all right. we don't have any ideas for the future. we got nothing. happy?

29 55 420

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

He's about 2.5yrs now. Looks great, but we think he's going to try to brumate this year for the first time, so we're keeping an eye on him.

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

He's really, really angling for that Nobel Prize.

If Obama gets one, Trump is entitled, right?

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

There's like 10 numbers (not counting 588-2300) that I'll seemingly always remember from grade and highschool in the 80s and 90s.

I always want to call and see who picks up. Maybe the families are still there? Who knows?

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

Jam-Jam came out and graces us with his presence today. Behold, the boy.

A uromastyx lizard atop a succulent plant

4 7 92

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

It isn't that short, it's still chin length.

Until 2.5 years ago, I had kept my head shaved for years. I then grew it out out of (joking) spite. My wife said I couldn't, so I did.

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/sTtmpFIaFqc?...

The Ballerina - Short Horror Film

YouTube video by Social House Films

youtu.be

1 1

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/2dD3Fawk4y0?...

Curve | Terrifying Short Film About a Woman Trapped Above a Sentient Abyss

YouTube video by Short of the Week

youtu.be

2 1

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

Uh, have you seen the Ballerina or Curve on YouTube?

1 1

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

*I like