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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish

@dragonfish.bsky.social

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(27 They//Them Disability proud) It that one 13B idiot. You know the one (https://twitter.com/DragonFishOfish) Graphic designer, Engeneering student, Aspiring photographer. Also occasionally slightly h word on main, so no kids please.

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 26m

I prefer the e bike people SO MUCH over normal motorbikes. Every damn bike on the island is straight piped and loud as fuck, meanwhile a group of Sur Rons were so quiet they were able to stop on the curb and YELL AHEAD to their friend to wait up for the group, then HAD A CONVERSATION WHILE RIDING.

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 31m

"No one had the authority to change last names in 1917"

Motherfucker how were they going to check??? Ah yes, let me send a letter, wait eight months for it to go across the damn ocean and a large chunk of land, and then wait ANOTHER eight months to get the reply before I let you sign the documents.

Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 36m

Thinking about all the car modification laws like "youre not allowed to change your wheel diameter at all" that have zero logic aside from old people getting mad that young people are having fun and thinking about how it's also being done to the internet and e-bikes and parks and

Horse on a beach looking out at the ocean

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 1h

Yaya!!!

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onion person @junlper.beer · 7h

if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:

Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 15h

Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 7h

...BRUH??????? WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAAAAN??????

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 7h

Hmm! Interesting!

Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 7h

Based honestly fr

Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 7h

Imagine the timeline where they did run into and trade with people and when the British got to the north they met a bunch of people with bits of Viking armor and metal arrow heads.

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 7h

Apparently "eat the rich" was a literal thing at one point 😭

Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 7h

There's just so much canibalism!

Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 7h

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A whole new meaning to the phrase "white woman moment"

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 7h

Simply CONSUUUUMEEEE

Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 7h

Isn't it hypothesized that Vikings were one of the first to make contact? I feel like i heard that somewhere

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 7h

Yes that last one is real "1672, the Dutch statesman Johan de Witt and his brother were lynched and partially eaten by an angry mob."

For the full list (because of course there's a list) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canniba...

Cannibalism in Europe - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 7h

It's so funny that white people always bring up the lie about brown people being cannibals when eating people is the most common thing in their culture.

Feeling sick? Eat this 3,000 year old corpse!

Didn't pack enough food? Eat that guy who died yesterday!

Mad at your government? Simply eat them!

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 21h

this is christine flowers
shes an immigration lawyer here in philly and she has something to say about first nation people here in the US

Lets make her famous

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 7h

It's a BMW. If the Euro kids have taught us anything, it's that you can make anything BMW/MINI do whatever you want with enough coding knowledge. :]

Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 8h

Many MANY such cases sadly

Just be like me and absolutely suck ass at any FPS unless it has more than 30 players per team and you can sneak behind enemy lines and snipe people in the back. :]

Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 8h

Well how would he know that there was a problem with how much drugs there were if he didn't see how easy they were to obtain? *taps five head*

Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 8h

If this shutdown goes into the AI bubble burst and the Auto Loan bubble burst and the micro loan bubble burst then this entire country is just done.

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Scary Robin May 👻 @robinmayis.gay · 15h

Reminder:

Scary Robin May 👻 @robinmayis.gay · Jul 7

It’s me, I’m the globe girl

Three shelving units with 21 different sized and colored globes on them

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 8h

Now I know how you feel! :D

Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 8h

I have not watched enough of this show to call you out further, I just vaguely remember seeing a character in the Italy arc and thinking they were a butch lesbian for several minutes until they said he was a guy and I straight up couldn't believe it.

Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 8h

Everytime you bring that up it just sounds like a bad American adult cartoon bit like how the fuck was that a real event??? 😭

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 9h

These would've gone nutty in a 90s pop song music video about summer vacation.