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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 1h

Remember when Florida State sued the ACC claiming everyone else in the conference had too small of dicks only to then unzip its own pants and discover the worst football team in the bloated league?

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 2h

Kickoff return touchdowns hit different against USC.
RIP George Atkinson III.

Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 2h

Breaking those first two tackles ... if you don't hit Jadarian Price square, you have no chance of bringing him down.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5h

Best way to answer a TD is to return the kickoff for a TD like Notre Dame did

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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 4h

Please don't let this be the last Notre Dame-USC game, you dummies.

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Ryan Ritter @ndtex.gamin4aven.org · 4h

Now go sign the rivalry extension, you cowards. Otherwise, we’ll be happy to keep the Jeweled Shillelagh PERMANENTLY ☘️🏈

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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 4h

Ball is in So. Cal’s court

Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 4h

Please don't let this be the last Notre Dame-USC game, you dummies.

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 4h

hooting and hollering at a guy wearing 99 running jet sweep motion

Marshall Newhouse @mnewhouse.bsky.social · 4h

The average mind cannot comprehend the insane athleticism of a 5’11 330 pound Samoan

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 7h

Jeremiyah Love has the higher ceiling every week.
But Jadarian Price has the higher floor.

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 6h

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 6h

Two players dribbled that ball, and the refs called it an interception?
Great work.

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 7h

Jeremiyah Love has the higher ceiling every week.
But Jadarian Price has the higher floor.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 8h

Where is @alexkirshner.com

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Fr. Sorin’s Ramblers @frsorinsramblers.bsky.social · 8h

Honest to god- I’m more upset that the Notre Dame-Michigan rivalry ended, but I understand my own geographical bias fueling my ultimate hatred for Wolverines above all other opponents.

Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 3d

All college football fans—from Oklahoma fans to Notre Dame fans to Georgia Southern fans—all college football fans should be throwing shade at USC for wanting to end the Notre Dame-USC rivalry.

Let's hope Notre Dame Stadium throws that shade loudly, repeatedly and insultingly.

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 3d

All college football fans—from Oklahoma fans to Notre Dame fans to Georgia Southern fans—all college football fans should be throwing shade at USC for wanting to end the Notre Dame-USC rivalry.

Let's hope Notre Dame Stadium throws that shade loudly, repeatedly and insultingly.

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 9h

Oh no, Wisconsin at Oregon next weekend.

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 10h

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 9h

Back-to-back scoreless weeks AT HOME from Wisconsin.
I don't know what is worse than this, but ... it can always get worse.

Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 3d

The Wisconsin Team Total this weekend is 7.5 with the odds suggesting a 61.5% chance the Badgers do not score more than seven points.

It can always get worse.

Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 3d

I backed the wrong Wildcats last week.
Not a mistake I will make this week. I know to doubt Kentucky, and
🔸To trust Alabama.
🔸To laugh at Wisconsin.
🔸To recognize JUST HOW BAD Oklahoma State is.
🔸And to remember Michigan's greatest weakness.
www.covers.com/ncaaf/predic...

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 1d

Dear Notre Dame Stadium operations staff,
Cook USC like Lincoln Riley cooks his brisket.
Sincerely,
Those of Us Who Love College Football

Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 3d

All college football fans—from Oklahoma fans to Notre Dame fans to Georgia Southern fans—all college football fans should be throwing shade at USC for wanting to end the Notre Dame-USC rivalry.

Let's hope Notre Dame Stadium throws that shade loudly, repeatedly and insultingly.

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 1d

Notre Dame has a couple reasons to take it to USC this weekend.
The Trojans' cowardice.
Chad Bowden's mouth.
Playoff hopes.
Soooooo ... let's find a CJ Carr touchdown ...

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 1d

After 99 years, this could be the last USC vs. Notre Dame game.
Shame on you, Trojans.
Shame on you, Lincoln Riley.
Friday at 4 column: www.covers.com/ncaaf/colleg...

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 10h

Memphis giving up a 7-play, 75-yard drive in 70 seconds before halftime to UAB should rule out Ryan Silverfield for any and all Power Four jobs.

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 10h

No one I would rather see running a two-QB offense direct snapping to running backs than Lane Kiffin.
Let's get
W.E.I.R.D.

Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 11h

See everyone! Donald is helping the economy!!

daviss @chaddavis.photography · 11h

Restaurants and bars in downtown Minneapolis are absolutely slammed right now. Been a very long time since i've seen it like this on a Saturday afternoon.

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 12h

hahahha 9-1-1 Nashville is gonna have its biggest star hit by lightning in episode 3?
Maybe @serwewx.bsky.social is right, that show is already on the verge of being canceled.

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 2d

So bookmakers expect Ohio State to show Luke Fickell mercy, huh?

Ohio State may need only four touchdowns to cover this spread, given how woeful the Badgers offense has become. It manages a quality drive on just one third of its possessions, the 30th-lowest rate in the country. And then Wisconsin scores just 2.98 points per quality drive, ranking No. 90 in the country, which is utterly embarrassing when recognizing the obvious that a mere field goal would improve that plight.

Don’t count on the field goals this weekend: The Buckeyes rank No. 1 in the country in points allowed per quality drive against, at just 1.3.

Illinois put up some points late against Ohio State, scoreboard massaging more than anything else. Wisconsin does not have an offense capable of even that.

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