Edward Carter
@dotmund.bsky.social
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Damn fool cartoon man on the liver transplant list. Got a spare liver? Call 0800-LIVER. Only reads Hobo Joe Comics. Worthing, UK
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I only read Hobo Joe Comics
dotmund.bsky.social
Quaggas. There's an animal it's difficult to photograph. And dodos.
dotmund.bsky.social
Two fascists walk into a bar. One fascist says, can you stop doing a genocide? It is getting bad optics. The other fascist says, good idea, I'll nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize.
dotmund.bsky.social
Maybe the longer nights will be to my advantage?
dotmund.bsky.social
I feel like I could take anyone to liver school. I assume there's a national shortage of donor organs. What we need is a decent sized motorway pile-up.
dotmund.bsky.social
I often wonder quite how slow he must have been. I still remember Jean-Denis Deletraz parking the Larrousse at Adelaide in 1994 on lap 66 of 81, already 10 laps in arrears.
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thebishf1.bsky.social
Canadian privateer Al Pease was born #OnThisDay in 1921. Pic: his Eagle T1G, at Mosport in ’69, looks cool, no? Er, yes, but actually Pease established an unenviable record that day: he remains the only driver in #F1 history to be black-flagged for driving too slowly. #AnorakFact
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twoht.bsky.social
NOMINATE EARLY AND NOMINATE OFTEN
thefsa.bsky.social
The FSA Awards 2025 are coming, and you get to help shape the shortlists - simply nominate your favourite writers, podcasters, players and pundits (and a whole bunch more besides) at bit.ly/fsa-noms-25 to make sure that they're in consideration...
FSA Awards 2025 nominations open now. Men's and women's players, pundits, commentators, football writers, podcasts, SLOs and much more - bit.ly/fsa-noms-25
dotmund.bsky.social
This is the first year in millions I've not been doing something which might get me an award. Apart from "worst liver" and I'm having trouble even winning that
dotmund.bsky.social
I think I should get a special award for having a dicky liver. Also all podcasts should begin asking after my well-being.

I have Main Character energy.
dotmund.bsky.social
He knows how hungry I always was for an award. My ego is out of control.
dotmund.bsky.social
Very slender and prehensile toes
dotmund.bsky.social
Let's just say I've got a vested interest in those things finally being rewarded by the award slinging community
dotmund.bsky.social
He types with his feet and refuses to use verbs
dotmund.bsky.social
thefsa.bsky.social
The FSA Awards 2025 are coming, and you get to help shape the shortlists - simply nominate your favourite writers, podcasters, players and pundits (and a whole bunch more besides) at bit.ly/fsa-noms-25 to make sure that they're in consideration...
FSA Awards 2025 nominations open now. Men's and women's players, pundits, commentators, football writers, podcasts, SLOs and much more - bit.ly/fsa-noms-25
dotmund.bsky.social
Come on you mackerel bastards
dotmund.bsky.social
Forest Green's kit was designed by Lilo Lil
dotmund.bsky.social
Oh Sussex, Sussex by the Sea!
Good old Sussex by the Sea!
You may tell them all we stand or fall,
For Sussex by the Sea!
dotmund.bsky.social
Doctor Livingstone, I presume
dotmund.bsky.social
Alright Tenko, hunting tigers out in Indiah are we?
dotmund.bsky.social
Oh, here he is, alright Windsor Davies?
dotmund.bsky.social
NICE SHOES, SAVAGE, YA FANNY
dotmund.bsky.social
Worthing FC's ground is a 25 minute stroll from my house. So why am I shouting mocking jibes at Robbie Savage from the sofa as though he can hear me?