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Correct.
Anita Baker chapter 8. SOME DETROIT LEGENDS
No matter how long it takes, I’ve got time, baby I’ll wait 😭♥️
No matter how long it takes, I’ve got time, baby I’ll wait 😭♥️
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If you make me feel stupid for being excited about you, you’ll literally never have to worry about me again.
This is facts. I lived there for a year and it was wild walking up hills and baby mountains everywhere you turned a corner.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Orca Whale Hat.
I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the orcas in the Great Orcas vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team orca.
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If your job is mostly about the use and application of technology rather than the invention or modification of technology to create something new, you're not an engineer.
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The TALLY-HO Automated Chastity System helps busy owners manage their property efficiently and effortlessly. Just set the targets, and TALLY-HO will do the rest! 🔒💕

#kinktober #kinktober2025 #inktober #nsfwart #hentai #bdsm #kink #bondage #noncon #chastity #chastitybelt #orgasmdenial
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It’s “press yall anuses against each other and ping pong a booty queef” hours
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long coochies deserve love too
He deserves more than one treat
Cuz now I’m thinking about all the women who dated him and let him get past ONE conversation with them!
HE SAID THAT? Out loud? Like to the public????

Why would he? -
I -

Sir?!?!
This man been late 3x today. I’m convinced it’s him and not the “luck” anymore. 😭
Ok, y’all convinced me…

But just my fucking luck!😒
Me when I trap my dogs in a room with me!
Gathering all your opps in one place under the pretense of unity when your actual intention is to destroy them>>>>
Wait what??? Does anyone have the story time???
Mr. “pull up, eat on that pussy, and dip” himself spreading BV all around the ATL‽ 🤨
ITS A SCHEME THAT TODD SET UP!!
I’ve been seeing a LOT of Nothin Bundt Cakes posts on my skyline these past few days.

What on Earth is going on?
Or you’ll be catfishless and wineless
I need to hurry up and decide whether or not to go get a bottle of wine, with my indecisive ass.🙄
Princess fluffernuggin pookie pie 🥰
I like to call people whatever they want to be called
This.
Cocaine is getting too much credit for Nicki’s crash outs.

I’m not saying it isn’t present, but I am saying there are plenty of coke heads that are great people.