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"Turn the wigs around!"
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I silk pressed too silky and now I gotta cut all my hair off 😮‍💨
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Waiting to Exhale
Waiting to Exhale or Best Man Holiday?
December 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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the head hit more when she pretty.
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Can I see your favorite pair of shoes?
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I just raw dogged a potato. It was hot!

A hot potato
July 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It’s princess vintage camp. I don’t know how else to describe it. Give me slutty 50’s. Give me FASHUN. You can always count on me for a lewk. A theme.
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Correct
Personally:
"A couple" = 2
"A few" = 3 (MAAAAYBE 4; kinda like how "y" can be a vowel)
"Several" = 4-9
"Plenty"/"Many"/"A lot" = 10+ (double digits)
Currently having a debate and apparently there are people who use "a few" to mean something other than just "three" 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I’m a whore for avocados!!
Avocado: Nature's Perfect Food
(Be Quiet)
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I get this. Waste of time
Being treated carelessly by ppl who pursue me is a different kind of aggravating. And it hurts my feelings.
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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The male loneliness epidemic is self inflicted.
Aye man, what do yall niggas be doing to these women man... Aint no way all of yall on bullshit-
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It’s been raised. I only used 2 curse words 🥹
I’m raising hell today.
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m raising hell today.
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I just had beans spill in my school bag
Coleslaw in the cup inside the purse is a dangerous game cause what if that bitch bust and it’s coleslaw everywhere
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Devil Jin
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Like who gon whoop ass? Respectfully Ip Man. He’s literally a real person who whooped real life ass?!??
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Pussy cheese stays
should I change my Bluesky name? 😭😭😭 Pussy Parmesan is really a fun lil gimmick type of thing but I might wanna change it for the new year. i havent changed it yet bc thats all ppl know me by fr.
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Babies that cry, laugh, scream and shout babies that are alive and well. Quiet children are the exception not the rule. Children should make noise. Happy kids are noisy kids.
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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love bombing 1000000% works on me
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Cries *DADDDDYYYY*
need headpats and gentle kisses pls 🥺
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Six lack. Six. Lack.
At one point I was a super fan so I used to have this shirt lol idk if he still sells it
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yo SVU has almost 20 seasons and like 22 episodes per season.

All you hear in my house is “dun dun”

I will watch it from beginning to end, I’m so determined.
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s engagement bait and it bothers me to my core when folks do this
The age-old question: “Is it engagement bait or ‘I’m bored and just want to talk to people’?”

The answer may depend on how much you like the poster.
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Is Danielle a cunt or just misunderstood??
Me: WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO COLD IN MY ROOM WHEN THE HEAT IS ON?

My window:
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Our measuring system. Nobody understands it but us.
Black people, what’s your favorite thing about being black?
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM