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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19h

Dune 2 chicks at the same time

Wallace from the movie Office Space showing Wallace from the 2 chicks at the same time scene with his eyes colored purple

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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 18h

Need $274 for my (overdue) internet bill, and $94 for gas (payment plan) by the 22nd! Otherwise will be at risk of disconnection and even higher fees/debt

Thank you to everyone who's been able to share or donate!

i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 23d

Hi all, unfortunately I still need to beg for help to survive the next month. "Only" $2000 this month, with part to save for a vet visit next month.

Need $1175 by the 1st for rent.

Please help by sharing or donating, if you're able to.

www.gofundme.com/f/2000-neede...
&
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...

Donate to $2000 needed to get Pooh (and me) through October 2025, organized by Zayne Humphrey-Taylor

Hi everyone. I’ve more or less given up on everythin… Zayne Humphrey-Taylor needs your support for $2000 needed to get Pooh (and me) through October 2025

www.gofundme.com

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

So I feel like a sack of shit for doing this, but I’m in a real bad spot and need some help.

My financial situation is turbo fucked, and digging my way out isn’t working.

Please help. Even just RTing and spreading the word helps!

gofund.me/6e4c01de8

Donate to Help Sean Catch Up On Payments And Avoid Bankruptcy, organized by Sean Ridenour

My name is Sean, and I’ve fallen way behind on my credit card paymen… Sean Ridenour needs your support for Help Sean Catch Up On Payments And Avoid Bankruptcy

gofund.me

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 21h

“You can’t go out there, Lakynn!!! The threshers will get you!”

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 21h

Can Colton find a way out? Does Brayden’s insistence on following the rules ruin everyone’s chance to escape? What does Neveah’s sudden arrival mean?

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 21h

The Maize Runner

A bunch of teenagers are trapped in a corn maze, and it’s a government conspiracy

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 22h

It is Weyounsday, my dudes

Jeffre Combs as Weyoun in Star Trek: Deep Space 9

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

This post makes sense to, like, 5 people, and I’m fine with that

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🎃 The Devil’s Rhiject 📼 @bubblegumrhi.bsky.social · 1d

What if the camera pulled back and he was just flying like there’s nothing under his feet. Or running super fast like a bug

What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 2d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

😄😄😄

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AQMxyp/

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has declined to review Alex Jones’ appeal, which sought to upend the $1.4 billion judgment that the Infowars host called “the largest in American libel history.” He was sue...

TikTok video by MSNBC

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

Baja Men: Who let the dogs out?

Chris Cornell: They’ll show you where the truth is!

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 1d

The Independent: “Fears for fragile Gaza ceasefire after seven Palestinians killed and aid cut off.”

The civilians in Gaza are homeless and hungry. We're their voice and means of survival.

Please give to my dear friend Tasneem so she can feed her children. And to others. ❤️🙏

tinyurl.com/Tasneemo

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 1d

Quentin Tarantino lowers his shades and stares breathlessly at a sign that says 300 feet ahead

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

Dude’s probably never seen his own wife naked

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine if Prince had done commercials

Dude just on TV for Southwest Airlines like

🎵 I only wanna see you flying
In that Purple Plane 🎵

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson has multiple children but has never actually looked at his wife’s vagina. “Too scary,” he says.

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

Just want to say thank you to everyone who’s been RT’ing and donating

Thank you for helping me un-fuck my life

Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

So I feel like a sack of shit for doing this, but I’m in a real bad spot and need some help.

My financial situation is turbo fucked, and digging my way out isn’t working.

Please help. Even just RTing and spreading the word helps!

gofund.me/6e4c01de8

Donate to Help Sean Catch Up On Payments And Avoid Bankruptcy, organized by Sean Ridenour

My name is Sean, and I’ve fallen way behind on my credit card paymen… Sean Ridenour needs your support for Help Sean Catch Up On Payments And Avoid Bankruptcy

gofund.me

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no

What did that wretched slimy turd Ricky Gervais say/do this time?

Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

🤞 Hopefully just one of those harmless fat nodules dogs get sometimes 🤞

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

Hefting around 30 pounds of HAM gear and an antenna so you don’t have to carry a satellite phone

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

May Hammock Dog bring you good vibes and good luck

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

Jungle 2 Jungle

But said by that dude from Requiem For a Dream who shouts, “Ass 2 ass!”

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Jul 1

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation.

Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror...

I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes.

A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her.

Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

So I feel like a sack of shit for doing this, but I’m in a real bad spot and need some help.

My financial situation is turbo fucked, and digging my way out isn’t working.

Please help. Even just RTing and spreading the word helps!

gofund.me/6e4c01de8

Donate to Help Sean Catch Up On Payments And Avoid Bankruptcy, organized by Sean Ridenour

My name is Sean, and I’ve fallen way behind on my credit card paymen… Sean Ridenour needs your support for Help Sean Catch Up On Payments And Avoid Bankruptcy

gofund.me

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Terror-Billy @docblock.bsky.social · 1d

It’s why some of them are so obsessed with developing robot guards and AI

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