Sebulchre
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men dessverre var nordmenn for norske
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danielsohege.bsky.social
If Mahmood wanted to tackle declining in trust in politicians a good step would be being honest about immigration. It isn't migration which is the issue, it's the misinformation demonising migrants which surrounds it. Europe's border policies already cost lives.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Border failings in Europe are eroding trust in nation states, warns Mahmood
Home secretary to tell meeting of interior ministers that international cooperation is way to curb irregular migration
www.theguardian.com
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lucasjn.bsky.social
Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖
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ja jo det er en trio av nye ZERoh! sukkerfrie saft ute jeg må bare informere at Apple Pumpkin Spice smaker eplekake dette er flytende eplekake for de som vil drikke eplekake som vann når de ikke kan spise eplekake som smaker kanel som eplekake med epler og kanel flytende eplekake altså eplekakevann
foto, en skummelt belyst flaske Zeroh sesongbegrenset saft, det er en illustrasjon av en gresskarlykt med nisselue på etiketten, saft-konsentratet er oransje
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ianboudreau.com
The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
Cook Unity is advertising FINALLY A MEAL PLAN FOR MEN and I wonder why /food/ has to be gendered.

WE SERVE YOU STUFF WE KILLED WITH OUR BARE HANDS. WE STRANGLED THAT COW. TO DEATH. WE RIPPED THAT BROCCOLI FROM THE MOTHERFUKKIN' GROUND. NNNNGN. LOOK, OUR OWN GRAVY. SHIT, THAT SOUNDS GAY. NO HOMO.
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notalawyer.bsky.social
the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth
Rolex subreddit post: 

My uncle has Alzheimer's and is often forgetful of his possessions. One of them is a Rolex Submariner. Would I be justified in taking and caring for it as my own instead of having it left neglected and forgotten in his jewelry box? Thanks.
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mattgreencomedy.com
A.I. generated videos are like dreams - you find your own fascinating and no one else gives a shit about them
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tenner et lys for norske George som ville ha det uttalt på engelsk
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har du spyttet din nærmeste høyrevelger i fleisen idag? har du fortalt dem at de er nedrige svin? selvopptatte, samfunnsdestruerende kjøtere? forkastelige menneskeformede sekker av slipseiende dritt?

det er aldri for sent
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magnusforsberg.no
…slik at vi kan sende dem direkte videre til velgerne våre i form av ytterligere redusert eiendomsskatt.
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olafmoriarty.no
"You know, I think we're all living in a period of time right now."

... ja. Det er sånn tid funker.
ladyemily.nebula.tv
The thing that gets me about actors responding like this whenever they’re asking about JKR is that they always say “we need to learn to agree to disagree ^_^” as if trans people are the ones leading the campaign, when we’re just trying to live our lives while JKR posts about trans hate 24/7
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The UK is already OK with arson and actively drowning refugees, so they're ready for this regression

bsky.app/profile/emma...
emmahaslett.bsky.social
This is a huge story but massively under the radar in the UK.

A US Christian legal org called the Alliance Defending Freedom (ADF) is working to roll back abortion rights here using the same playbook it used in the US: briefing politicians, watching, waiting.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/w...
They Helped Topple Roe v. Wade. Now Their Sights Are Set on Britain.
www.nytimes.com
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
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stefanheck.bsky.social
I would honestly rather read a handwritten note from my parents in which they say they regret ever adopting me
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Americans don't hold each other responsible for fascism, race hate and war crimes, because they know too many of their pie-eating, child-beating, baseball-loving, dog-abusing, Christian fascist neighbors would want to, and are equipped to murder them in armed insurrection if they do the right thing.
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holding Americans accountable is not going to happen: they'll be "forgiven" in the name of "unity" and rot the brains of new generations of corn fed, industrial poisoned Americans with their hate and resentment for not being able to do violence freely, just like after slavery, and after civil rights
iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
A 15-year-old girl was assaulted while alerting her community about ICE raids. The Department of Homeland Security denies any involvement, ICE misrepresents the footage, and then continuously alters its narrative.
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skolinkvisition.bsky.social
"Flera av lärarna som sagt upp sig har bett oss om ursäkt för att de lämnar – inte för att de vill sluta, utan för att de inte längre kan vara kvar. De har inte behövt säga varför. Vi vet."

Academedia styr sina skolor med järnhand.

www.corren.se/insandare/ar...
INSÄNDARE: Elever larmar: "15 lärare har slutat – vi känner oss inte trygga"
Vi har kämpat för att få någon att lyssna. Vi har mejlat skolledning och högre chefer. Inget har hänt. Det känns som att våra röster varken tas på...
www.corren.se
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abistevensart.bsky.social
No More Think Head Is Full screen-printed t-shirts are finally up in my shop! 🙌🥳
abistevens.etsy.com/listing/4386...

#artShop #neurodivergent #ADHD #bsnm
A close-up photo of a torso sporting a black t-shirt with a CMYK magenta screen-printed design. The design is my illustration of a brain from the side, with a stylised flame outline, and typography reading: no more think, head is full. A photo of the same t-shirt laid out on a mint green background, with a swing tag visible with my branding on it.
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uhhh.... holy shit.

so folks aren't stupid, they're just lead poisoning themselves. 😬
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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Mer konservatisme i praksis fra konservative i et konservativt parti, som mange konservative nordmenn støtter, heier på og har som forbilde for hvordan forgifte også norsk offentlighet så milliardærer kan styre den i enda større grad, og Høyre har formelt konservativt ideologisk samarbeid med
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com