You look like you are auditioning to be a new Time Lord.

The Historian would be an excellent title.

Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.

In the UK parquet is a type of wooden flooring; in France it's a public prosecutor. Fascinatingly, this is linked by three different etymological stages in French...

Mine too, that is how the Guardian puts its ID graphic.

Would have been helpful for a human to check!

Appalling and sloppy... but EVEN more so when you consider the show's subject matter...

He couldn’t run a p!ss up in a brewery.

Have you stored your footballers for the winter?

Ah, but a cunning plan would keep the turnips safe

Turnip shepherd seems an ok job

'Visit Cwmbran, It's Full of Shite!' is definitely an unusual tourism slogan.

Trump is dying and he knows it.

“ “If you want a job, go where the jobs are.”

“he told a broke, exhausted nation in recession that he was “wealthy and sorted”.

“ telling parents of poor kids that if they didn’t like the prison slop on offer in schools, make a marmite sandwich.”

“He’s a dead man walking.”
#nzpol

BREAKING
AG Letitia James is launching a full-scale fraud investigation into Tr*mp’s entire property empire, every tower, every deal, every shell company.

RN4 rétro panneaux MICHELIN L'ancienne station service Total vers 1982 à l'entrée de Sarrebourg (57)

South Carolina's longest-serving death row inmate dies of natural causes after 42 years in prison - ABC News share.google/2BoZLLGS6Ju8...

For more on Nadia Sass/Borodi's role at the heart of a pan-European Russian influence machine, read more here

desk-russie.eu/2024/09/08/n...

And THIS is why Bluesky is great 👇

In #Odesa, the choir and audience continued the performance in the shelter of the Philharmonic Theater despite a Russian attack.

📹: y.krasinskyi

Another day ends, and

Ukraine's Glory SHALL Prevail!

SLAVA UKRAINII!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=25Pr...

The most dangerous form of government is theocracy. 

Because the only thing worse than a tyrant is a tyrant who thinks they're on a mission from God.

Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧

Back in the 90s when neo-nazi skinheads were everywhere, people wore colored laces in their Doc Martens to signify which side they were on. Red meant nazi, one black one white meant anti-racist, blue meant neutral, and green meant you like frogs and were anti-fascist. Been thinking about that a lot.

"Crucially, the [2020 Russia] report also revealed that our intelligence agencies had never been tasked with investigating whether Russian money or interference actually affected UK elections."
It’s time for a REAL Russia report" open.substack.com/pub/writesbr...

Pay and display the heads of Wulfies enemies