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![[Scene is a DRINKS PARTY with various monstrous horror characters - proper grown-up, modern horror film type nightmare things - and they are standing around chatting. A little GREEN BLOB MONSTER called Dan is being introduced to the other monsters].
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MONSTER 1 [introducing the little blob to the other monsters]:
Everybody, this is Dan
GROUP OF THREE MONSTERS:
Hi Dan!
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MONSTER 2:
Pleased to meet you Dan, Iβm Peter
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MONSTER 3:
Iβm Mary
MONSTER 4:
Iβm Sean
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MONSTER 1:
Peter is an extended metaphor for bereavement
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MONSTER 1:
Mary is a manifestation of intergenerational trauma
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MONSTER 1:
And Sean is a body-horror chimera expressing the cannibalistic dynamics of late-stage capitalism.
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MONSTER 4:
And what do you, Dan?
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BLOB MONSTER:
Iβm a green blob that lives in the toilet and bites you on the arse.
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MONSTER 3:
Goshβ¦
So is that like a metaphor for⦠society⦠or�
BLOB MONSTER:
No.
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BLOB MONSTER:
Iβm a basic, old fashioned, meaningless horror movie monster. Iβm a green blob in your toilet. I bite you on the arse.
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[They all look disgusted]
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[As the other monsters look awkward and drift away, Blob monster thinks]:
I hate parties
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