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💀👻Dustin🦇🎃

@darkcarnivol.bsky.social

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N64 apologists. Born to vibe forced to grind. PhD in taking it easy. #RaiseHail #TheBandGhost #Lego PSN DarkCarniVol Switch Friend Code SW-3038-6011-2446

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💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 4h

Bag #8 ✅

💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 4h

How dare you?

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💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 6h

My man is prepared!

💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 6h

Yes!! Chick fil a has some of the best sauces in the game. They’re so good I buy them from Walmart to use on my tendies and fries at home. Be sure to download the app and earn rewards. You’ll be a platinum member like me in no time. It will be their pleasure to serve you!

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💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 6h

I’ll be going there tomorrow night! 🤤

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💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 6h

Tommy knows the deal!

💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 6h

The spicy chicken deluxe with a side of waffle fries. Chick fil a sauce and sweet and spicy sriracha for dipping! For a limited time you can get the spicy in a pretzel bun with bacon. It’s great. Great tendies too!

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💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 6h

Back on the grind

💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 8h

This hit hard for someone out there I’m having a nice time trying to imagine what that person is like.

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 9h

Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 9h

The support for Platner and Newsom should inform you that some people don't have a problem with fascism, or bad people

they just want their own fascists, their own bad people

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AITA Hoffmann @jrbolt.bsky.social · 10h

General: Bad news, Pennywise. The Russkies are beating us in the clown race. They're developing their own clown. Code name Smirnov.

Pennywise [reading dossier] "In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you." What is this shit?

General: They're laughing at America, Pennywise. They're laughing at Freedom.

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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 9h

LMAO

www.upi.com/amp/Odd_News...

AWS outage caused smart beds to overheat, get stuck upright

The Amazon Web Services outage that affected apps and sites from Reddit to Roblox also caused some smart beds to overheat -- and some were stuck upright.

www.upi.com

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💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 10h

I wish ea would lose the license. Madden hasn’t been good for a long time.

Shinobi602 @shinobi602.bsky.social · 10h

NFL signs deal with EA to continue 'Madden' franchise through 2030, wants to more heavily grow the games in overseas markets

➡️ www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

NFL and EA "may also develop a more casual game to compliment Madden

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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.bsky.social · 18h

NEWS FROM THE FUTURE

Brave Canadian troops take a "ciggie" break in THE DONALD J TRUMP (Sponsored by Apple and Microsoft) BALLROOM as the battle for Washington rages on.

Troops sit in fancy chairs in a saddam's palace

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💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 13h

What if it’s important?

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13h

Why did Bill Ayers have insane tboy swag

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💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 13h

I keep my portfolio very simple by not having one

CNN @cnn.com · 13h

Your exhaustion and disinterest might make you a successful investor if you adopt a portfolio strategy we’ll call KISS (Keep It Simple and Smart). https://cnn.it/4hxKDv5

💀👻Dustin🦇🎃 @darkcarnivol.bsky.social · 13h

Iced brown sugar oat milk espresso goes hard

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h

So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard