Dan Lyke (he/him)
@danlyke.bsky.social
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Software developer, woodworker, pedestrian & cyclist, former whitewater guide, urbanism activist. Blogger since 1998, software I've written has touched your life.
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Trying to solve a mystery. When I was growing up in New Lebanon, NY, there was a house on Hand Hollow Rd that had a bunch of mobile sculptures in the yard. It wasn't Anton Milkowski, they were at 3 Schoolhouse Road. Might have been Alexander Calder, but he died in 1976. Anyone got a clue?
I'm looking forward to my stay with the unspeakable horrors at Zalgo text.
in case you're wondering whether hotel brand proliferation has gone too far, I present the following CSS fail from Hilton Dot Com
all of the Hilton brand logos superimposed on top of each other, with a background photo of a generic scandi-ish lobby

you can't read anything except for the words "by Hilton™" repeated 3 times
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Here's the thing I don't get about FapGPT: If I wanted to sext with an LLM, I'd just answer some of those Facebook friend/LinkedIn connection requests...
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Alissa this morning: “Is it me, or does my countertop look like that one internet meme?”

🤣
One eggplant and a bunch of eager bottles
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Otherwise, if we say we won't allow a new city that lacks regional rail, then we are saying we don't allow new cities, because there isn't a credible regional rail system anywhere in California.
Now I'm bummed that I ordered it from my local bookstore and won't see it for a few weeks.
Yay! My ballot has been received and counted!
Going through some old assets and loaded Neeva(dot)com, and, wow, that company imploded so deeply that you randomly get a crypto page that wants to send notifications, a product page for "fulvic ionic minerals", a malware site, and... wonder if it just got abandoned, or if it was sold.
Oh, look at this Liquid Glass ugliness. For work I'm installing Perplexity's Comet browser. It pops up the keychain unlock to import Chrome credentials (yes, I know). I've included part of my system settings so that you can see that "Reduce Transparency" is on. Ugh.
A screen capture of a transparent "Comet Helper (Plugin) wants to use your confidentail information stored in "Chrome Safe Storage" in your keychain. To allow this, enter the "login" keychain password.", with transparent background,superimposed over a combination of Apple System Settings, and the Comet splash screen, in a completely unreadable mess.
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nothing says "not exploited" like having your work stolen
A categorically new version of pornography centered on narrative while avoiding exploitation of sex workers and millions of liberal millennials inexplicably pretending like they're not going to use it
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First priority: add #Portland to #NoKings TV.
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booting up FapGPT to get my clankspank on
Nothing like smacking a quarter panel of a former police cruiser in the crosswalk, and having the driver complain that I hit his car.

And then say "I didn't see you" like the high vis rain jacket wasn't sufficient.
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There is no such thing as a good book. Every book should find its readers and the canon is basically used to reinforce cultural hegemony to this day and it's a problem.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
Ever since he got popped by the npm Shai Halud worm, I confess that I get extremely nervous doing anything in the repo where he does all his JavaScript work. Like "what styling package is gonna cause me to have to rotate all of my keys and passwords?" with every pnpm command.
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This could explain so much about Joe Rogan and his ilk.
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
We are deep into the "fuck it, I just want to see if this approach will work, '... as any;'" stage of TypeScript+Mithril development this afternoon.
Today I learned there are pedestrians who are anti-bullet-proof vest, because they would rather encourage people to walk at any cost rather than advocate for safe walking. Had no idea!
TIL there are bike people who are anti-helmet because they would rather encourage people to bike at any cost rather than advocate for safe cycling. Had no idea!
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Don't make us tap the sign.
Safety control hierarchy