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Credentials, Dan

@dancredentials.bsky.social

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Professional librarian, armchair everything else. Birmingham apologist and cultural ambassador at large. Co-host, co-founder, and co-creatrepreneur of @thrawnderdome.bsky.social

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 6h

As with so many things in Germany, it began with Prussian landed gentry trying to look ‘ard.

Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 19h

Kadeux

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 19h

Fallout Lou Bega?? is that something

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 22h

The fact that he himself didn't understand that such a tattoo disqualifies him from standing for office says it all to me. Never should have gotten to this point!

Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 1d

It's nothing super special, but I always pounce on Braeburns if they're on offer.

Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 1d

The most generous read one can give is that, much like many volunteers for the military and private security contractors, the man was (is?) extremely motivated to come across as dangerous and threatening to people around him. What they says about a man I leave to the reader

Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 1d

I watched it with a buddy basically on a dare it is astonishing what thin gruel it is. I spent the entire run time alternating between boredom and anger, a truly emotionally moving film.

Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 1d

There used to be a mailbox near my work that was painted in the Van Halen pattern

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 1d

i physically cannot stop myself from posting this even though no one will care but hands down best book for a hand cameo has gotta be "hand book". exact perfect book for a hand. thanks to this hands on google books employee whoever you are!!! (via wikimedia commons)

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 1d

That's got nothing on the Bud Light jet

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Fear Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 2d

Well well well

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 1d

Star Trek: TNG is beautiful because it's about building a trillion dollar space ship, staffing it with 1000 nerds, and setting it loose on the galaxy.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 1d

It's a CURTIS SLIWA CHRISTMAS!

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 1d

Our library director signed us up for that as a treat! Kinda cool to nosh on Lebanese mango yogurt bites in the break room

Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 1d

96 year old Rick Perlstein opening Trumpland with this anecdote

victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 2d

It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 1d

Let's hear him out

Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 2d

Nigella, how would you know ma’am 🤔

Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 3d

It rocks that the crocodile lineage began as these nasty little cat lizards

A diagram of reconstructed ancestral crocodylomorph Terrestrisuchus in a minimum and maximum size range, their limbs being tall and lanky to their size and long snouted skulls from three to six inches long

Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 4d

Whoa, it was not just two, they upgraded the entire set! That’s like $200 worth of extra tire quality for free 🥳

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 4d

Oh hell yeah, they didn’t actually have all four of the second-to-bottom of the line tires I had paid for so they’re subbing in a couple higher tier Yokahamas. Everything is coming up Milhouse!

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 4d

I understand this is much like thinking the stripper likes you, but I choose to believe the fellow at the tire shop really does respect my driving a stick shift hatchback

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 4d

Check out this little guy

A thumb sized tree frog uponst mine window

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 4d

I'm gonna repost it, you're done for

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Leslie R😈😈t @lesja.bsky.social · 4d

This seems alarming but I like that it says TROUBLE DEPARTMENT

Yellow tag on an outdoor electrical box thing, sorry idk what they're actually called, that says TROUBLE DEPARTMENT // NOT GROUNDED // NOT DEAD

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 5d

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