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Manny Phesto

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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · Jan 28

The band nearly broke up when Duran wanted his name listed first.

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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 1d

Lady Gaga should open pizza place in the Gaza Strip called Gaga's Gaza 'Za

Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 1d

My favorite song by The Who about collectables is "Labubu O'Reilly"

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Aaah Spirit Halloween, the hermit crab of businesses

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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 2d

Taek won don't

Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 3d

No, I'm not a martial arts expert. You're Kung Fusing me with someone else.

Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 5d

(Speaking to the Hamburger Helper)

I wish to speak to the Hamburger Manager

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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 6d

Are they Mrs. Paul's fish dicks?

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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 6d

I can't believe we've all forgotten about Amelia Earhart already.

Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 7d

Alexander Graham Bell was the first one to say, "New phone. Who dis?"

Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 8d

Someone doesn't want me to change the channel.