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Phil Cheesman

@daddycheese.bsky.social

170 followers 150 following 540 posts

“Never challenge a Cheese” or “Never dare a Cheesman”. Southern-dwelling musical dancing board-gaming God-following cheese, hubby to Jo, Daddy to Isaac and Anna

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 9h

Top tip: Cheer up your garden library with some laurel and hardy annuals.

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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 9h

I think we know where this is going:

A tiny Stonehenge descends in This Is Spinal Tap.

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Peter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 6h

Here’s another classic Pulp chorus

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Peter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 7h

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

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Vanessa is the name of the Doctor! @hpsvanessa.bsky.social · 10h

Any excuse to post the best tweet ever.
Variations of this catchphrase - in our worst french accents - “put an egg on it and now it is my wife” are now a staple part of my domestic routine.

Tweet from November @postoctoberist dated 18 Feb 2016
“FRANCE: we're fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife”

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 9h

BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped

a jazz club named "Club Gombe" with a chimpanzee band going nuts on stage and more chimps hooting and hollering at the tables. one empty table has a card on it reading "reserved for Jane Goodall"

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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 10h

Nope @johnneptune.bsky.social - might get away with filling a kettle but that shower is doing nothing. Booo!

Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 10h

Ta. Upstairs is a slow stream- but we’re right on the main road mains and it’s normally at fire-hose strength. Picked a good time to get all sweaty playing tennis. Might chance a shower, heaven knows I need it!!!

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 11h

Ten years ago today.

Tweet that reads: 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 10h

Nuts! Jo said not to go in the shower yet as it’s low, but has it now completely stopped?

Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 10h

All together now (with Max Bygraves…) “decimalisation, decimalisation…” youtu.be/ncZihiuztvg?... thanks @markradcliffe.bsky.social and @stuartmaconie.bsky.social for that earworm to end all earworms…

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Justin Edwards @bigedwards.bsky.social · 10h

#beermatoftheday

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 14h

If Marie Le Pen hates foreign people so much, why does she always speak in French?

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 12h

A story in three parts

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17h

Over the years I've posted numerous cartoons based around Venn diagrams, and occasionally I will get mathematically minded people telling me that they're not actually Venn diagrams.

They are correct, of course. They're not Venn diagrams, they're cartoons. They have completely different functions.

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 18h

I love this!

James Willis @thebunyipman.bsky.social · 18h

knocked up a quick animation to see how he might move

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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 17h

H/t to @mysteriosox.bsky.social - sorry, meant to tag you in the repost…

Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 17h

Even more so when my TL shows me this. I don’t watch Traitors but this shows Imrie in a different light…

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17h

www.worldofmoose.com/products/ven...

Cartoon of a Venn diagram. Two circles intersect, the intersecting area is a wedge shape so that the left hand circle looks like a pie chart. Caption under the left circle: Pie charts that wish they were Venn diagrams. Caption under the right circle: Venn diagrams that wish they were pie charts

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Phil Cheesman @daddycheese.bsky.social · 17h

You’ve hit the nail on the head- there’s a reason it’s called PLAYING music… :o)

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 20h

Rude. Sorry.

20.00 MARRIED AT FIRST SHITE
Sean Connery narrates the popular romance show, with un-intended and quite unpleasant consequences.

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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 19h

Last night I wrote a lyric which rhymes 'air-fryer' with 'Mrs. Doubtfire'.

Not sure I'm ever going to top that. Might just retire.

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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 19h

Absolutely thrilled to see how this guy's hair is more or less indistinguishable from the clouds. It looks like his hair just trails off over the horizon. Beautiful.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19h

Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.

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tadaaa.bsky.social @tadaaa.bsky.social · 21h

Reminds of the Alexi Sayle quote

"Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton."

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