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Ratbakes ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social · Oct 20

Hello! I'm Garrett! Find all my stuff here!

✨Ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/Ratbak...
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✨Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ratbakes

I'll also be putting my fics/threads/art under this post!

Ratbakes - Works | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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rémi @remieil.bsky.social · 1d

✦ scumcum ✧ the fairy immortal in the bamboo forest
✧ #art #svsss #jiuyuan

in a bamboo forest, Shen Yuan peaks out from behind a piece of bamboo to watch Shen Qingqiu

panel one: close up of Shen Yuan's face, focusing on his eyes; panel two: Shen Qingqiu looks back over his shoulder

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Juno @junodoom.bsky.social · 1d

not crocodile tears this time 😘🔞 (nsfw + bottom binghe)
#svsss #bingqiu

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🌨️ (Setsu0000gen) @setsu0000gen.fucknerds.town · 5d

And here is a rough concept of experiment!Binghe

cw: body horror
#SVSSS #人渣反派自救系统 #art

Text reads, "Results of experiment. Subject: Luo Binghe"
The left, labeled "inactive" shows Luo BInghe, looking mostly human besides his claws, and he has a vaguely zuiyin-shaped scar on his forehead that extends over his left eye.
The right, labeled "active" shows the same Luo Binghe but with clawed tentacles sprouting from his left eye socket, the back of his head, and his hand. Some of the tentacles sport eyeballs. His left hand looks as if it has split into multiple tentacles up to the forearm. Two sharp bone-like protrusions peek out underneath, as if the ulna and radius have sharpened into blades.

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shizun slut truther @wifebeam.bsky.social · 3d

a sword exists with its master and sqq buried the shards of zheng yang with the understanding that this was also the boy luo binghe used to be, and he’d never need a sword like zheng yang again. and luo binghe unearths that grave!!! he digs up every shard and he pieces zheng yang back together!!!

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K🅾️❗️ @pzxce.bsky.social · 3d

quick dana scully warm up

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Peeled Banana 🔞 @peeledbana.bsky.social · 4d

Seasons Auu~~ 🌸☀️🍃❄️
#svsss #bingqiu #comic
Always that bit of longing right after summer ends...

(panels are described as "P(panel's number)"
Somewhere, Autumn
p6:
lbh(lifting a fallen leave from his face): Shizun.
sqq: let me-
lbh: it's ok, don't worry... Why do you always make the leaves fall?

p1, lbh (stroking sqq with the fallen leaf): Aren't they already pretty enough with all the colors?
p2:
sqq: don't you like it when they fall?
lbh: I do.
p3:
lbh: it feels like you brushing my face.
sqq: then that is enough.

p1:
lbh (kissing sqq's hand): Oh? Is shizun saying he makes them fall for me? Are you in love with me, shizun?
sqq (laughing softly): Hmmm. Who knows.
p3, sqq (wiping his tears): Maybe they do
p4, sqq: fall for you.

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 4d

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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pallas @pallas-rose.bsky.social · 3d

From LRT:

Text from Psychology Today, article titled "science stopped believing in porn addiction; you should, too";
This conflict between morality and sexual behaviors may be resolved by changing one’s sexual behaviors or by changing one’s values or simply by helping people become conscious and mindful of this internal conflict.

Many of the moral values we were raised with, about sex, race or gender, are no longer fully applicable to the modern world. Because of religious opposition to sexual education, many people struggling with masturbation don’t understand what is normal, or that their sexual interests are healthy. Helping people to consciously examine and consider their religious beliefs about sex, masturbation, and porn with modern, adult, self-determining eyes, may help them reduce the pain and suffering caused by this moral conflict.

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Shy, YQY kinnie 🐍🥚 @ovipositionary.bsky.social · 4d

Stone top Shen Jiu my beloved

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JiuYuanWeek @jiuyuanweek.bsky.social · 4d

We of the SCUMCUM server are cooking up #JiuYuanWeek2025!
Interest check: forms.gle/V5T9To3DtJ4k...
(/≧▽≦)/ WE HOPE YOU JOIN US! \(≧▽≦\)

Art by @qsvkp.bsky.social

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Ratbakes ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social · 4d

DANA MY LOVE ❤️❤️

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K🅾️❗️ @pzxce.bsky.social · 4d

speaking of the xfiles. i dont think i ever posted here this scully doodle i did years ago

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Eli 🫐 @ejkxyz.bsky.social · 4d

Sketchy Zhuzhi-lang w some new procreate brushes for my mental health
#scumvillain #svsss #zhuzhilang #zzl

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Ratbakes ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social · 4d

I don't want to be at work I want to be at home drawing mothman porn :(((

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🔞 multifandom @naiad-r.bsky.social · Oct 20

#bingqiu piece commissioned by @aurealucretia.bsky.social

The Demon Emperor scrambling to join his pregnant husband in bed.

#myart #svsss

cw: mpreg

Digital drawing of Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe, in their bedroom.

Shen Qingqiu is pregnant. He's sitting on the bed, largely unmoving to accommodate his large belly. He's cradling Luo Binghe's face with both hands to kiss him. He's in his sleeping clothes and his hair entirely down. He looks cozy, like he's been waiting for Luo Binghe to arrive so they can sleep together.

Luo Binghe is on his knees and leaning forward eagerly to welcome the kiss. One of his hands is on Shen Qingqiu's nape, the other on his baby bump. He's in the robes of the emperor, half-dressed. Evidently, he's been trying to get out of his clothes as soon as possible.

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adam ✨🍑🍆 @adamwithspice.bsky.social · 5d

imagining what bingge was thinking when he went back home and the affections of his wives no longer satisfy him...

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Ratbakes ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social · 4d

Adding another layer of drama that's absent in the original: Binghe being Anthony and having next to no contact at all with Tlj, not realizing his father is the one beside Yqy, and Tlj never noticing the last bit of Sxy was so close the whole time

Ratbakes ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social · 4d

Exactlyyyyy that angst and heartbreak was the biggest fuel to cement this AU in my mind

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Ratbakes ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social · 4d

Yes!!!! He's gonna have much fluff ❤️

Ratbakes ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social · 4d

Yqy finds Tianlang Jun running the pie shop (it's a rarepair of mine) and widower Tlj is infatuated with Yqy as soon as he meets him. Lbh is Anthony, and Sy is Johanna. Beadle is Ming Fan, Pirelli is Wu Yanzi, and Tobias is Zzl. That's all I got so far but. I think Yqy should be allowed to kill ❤️

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Ratbakes ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social · 4d

He was married to Shen Jiu, and they had Shen Yuan together (trans SJ). Qiu Jianluo is the Judge who falsely accused Yqy and then swooped in to steal Sj afterwards. Then he took Sy as his ward when Sj failed to kill himself and went insane after his assault by Qjl and the other nobles present.

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Ratbakes ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social · 4d

Ok I'm finally free so:

The story beats are pretty much the same in my mind since I haven't fleshed out a full story, but the main characters are Yue Qingyuan as Sweeney, sent away to the Ling Xi prison, and meets Luo Binghe on the long journey back home after release.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 5d

Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man

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Ratbakes ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social · 5d

Thank you ☺️☺️☺️ it's one I started forever ago that I'm going back to for spooky month lol

Ratbakes ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cucumberwifebeam.bsky.social · 5d

HE DESERVES A LITTLE MURDER, AS A TREAT ❤️