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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 1h

he’s the last one i need to fuck!

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 3h

a close up of a robot with the words `` wonderful '' on it .

Alt: a close up of a robot with the words `` wonderful '' on it .

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 4h

Prometheus

Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 5h

congrats on being in love i guess

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 5h

is it for James Wolk in briefs?

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 7h

Big’s moving to Derry

SJP as Carrie Bradshaw holding onto a bunch of red balloons

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 17h

need to see the OF collab tbh

(spoilers for Hades 2)

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 18h

welp, back to a PC government here

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 18h

it’s def more character stuff than regular finales. but it has plenty of foreshadowing things

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 18h

no, between 5 and 6 they changed networks

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mgayultra 👻 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 19h

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Rob or Robert. @huffandstuff.bsky.social · 19h

The Tara Reid chase in Urban Legend goes so fucking hard

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 19h

say that!!!

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 19h

a bald man in a green shirt is sitting next to another bald man in a blue shirt

ALT: a bald man in a green shirt is sitting next to another bald man in a blue shirt

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 19h

between deleting twitter and breaking my phone, i lost the dancing bear suit video…. but picture that with the caption “love drag race uk!”

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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 19h

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

Mondoweiss @mondoweiss.net · 1d

NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 19h

my sister teaches grade 2. i’m gonna ask her

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21h

I cannot believe people were losing their jobs for being mildly critical of Charlie Kirk and the president of the united states just went on tv and said "skill issue loser, RIP but I'm different"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 20h

liam hiding the word “dilf” in his characters name

Official art of Halandil Fang from Critical Role 4

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 21h

A Tumblr post by beetledrink reading not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like "i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!" girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 00

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Don't Tell Mom the Gayby-Sitter's Dead @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 20h

Listen if I wanted to crank it to a robot I have sexier options.

Vision from Marvel comics, a red android wearing just green swim briefs

Bender from Futurama, a fog hat grey robot wearing a bright green speedo

Bernice from American Dad. Shes a vaccuum with a hockey mask with lips drawn on, a blonde wig, a #1 foam finger, and a purple bikini top with 2 smaller vaccuum bags as boobs.

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 23h

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 1d

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

weratedogs v
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BORDER PATROC
ICE AGENTS KILL DOG
DURING UNLAWFUL SEARCH, REFUSE TO RENDER AID, AND LEAVE WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES

weratedogs This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE.
Unsurprisingly, they did not care enough to help the family as they tried to save him. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
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CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov

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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 21h

He really said "skill issue" at charlie's memorial

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 21h

i am gonna slap you both

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