natasha
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Can I have one coin, then?
Can I have one coin, then?
they're like.
one urf coin.
one urf coin.
... not even a tiny piece?
absofuckinglutely not?
they're fine by me! :-)
boys.
. . . JUNOBOT feels obligated to -- [ Brrt. Crrrrrrk. Bzzzzt. ] -- Remind the Signora, that she is not its creator. Query where she would locate this knowledge.
well how hard can synthesizing tastebuds be?
Ooh! Mystery meat? That sounds...
Can I have some? Please?
Can I have some? Please?
mystery meat pastry.
@crackedchessboard.bsky.social do you believe in magic?
JUNOBOT does not know flavor.
no, it's cooked, juno. it's good! it's got salt & stuff on it. you know, flavor?
Query if there is blood.
mystery meat pastry.
Ooh! What'cha eating?
no THIS is the best planet actually.
JUNOBOT is always watching.
act normal.
we're NOT being watched.
we're NOT being watched.
now i think about it, how did you keep eating? did you . . . hunt? what about water?
that was . . . junobot's job, right? junobot seems to control a lot about your life.
that was . . . junobot's job, right? junobot seems to control a lot about your life.
let's change the subject.
you're telling me urfmen aren't born with that feature built-in?
you must have had parents, or progenitors of some kind. what's your earliest memory?
you must have had parents, or progenitors of some kind. what's your earliest memory?
never mind that. where'd i learn to walk & talk?
that's impressive. but if it was just you here, where did you learn to code?
i salvaged him, patched his motherboard back together & reprogrammed him. he was the first time i wasn't alone.
. . . you didn't build junobot, you mean? i thought--
well, he just talks so *positively* of you . . .
well, he just talks so *positively* of you . . .
there was nothing to explore. the world was big but the storm was always so close, and we could never push past it, so the world may as well have been one room. one big sandy room.
once every few months, maybe, the storm would get thin, and i could see further, but there was nothing to see.
once every few months, maybe, the storm would get thin, and i could see further, but there was nothing to see.