Chris thinks war is bad
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Am a millennial, own my own home, and STILL had avocado toast for breakfast 🥑
The 2023 playoffs were canceled after the first inning of ALCS Game 6, and the 2019 World Series was cancelled after the 6th inning of game 7. I don’t know what this person is talking about and refuse to listen to them
If it was made into a button I would wear it
I have heard that the Catholic bishop of Orlando has claimed jurisdiction over the moon, but I say the Bishop of Rome has no authority in the celestial realms
So Archbishop Mbanda basically just declared this on his own?
Every confederate monument should be torn down and replaced with a colossal statue of Brown
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
I am curious if any other provinces sign up for this and what, if any, the extent of schism within the gafcon provinces will be over this
Like, fellas (derogatory), we know a few of your provinces are among the biggest in the communion, but there’s like 40 provinces and y’all have, what, 10?
Bless their little hearts
You just ran headlong into WASP-guilt. Pay us no heed
That, and Episcopalians on Facebook is a horrible place. All of our worst traits and habits in concentrated form
The bishop of Rome being a baseball fan is kind of fun, but him being a White Sox fan is proof that papal infallibility is a false doctrine
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Two things.
1. Middle Tennessee State did not win the 2001 Sun Belt Conference football championship.
2. In 1995 Joey Rinker smeared ketchup on my pants as we walked past each other in between classes. Fuck that guy.
What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.

And how long has it been?

I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.

I’m still FURIOUS.
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sorry to be a basic millennial but cmon
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God's judgment on our nation might just come in the form of the World Series champions Toronto Blue Jays
Rooting for the Toronto Blue Jays in the #ALCS is the most patriotic thing that American dissidents can do
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It would make me so happy for George to get a second ring
This Vladimir Guerrero father/son feature on the #MLB pregame is making it sound like Vladdy Sr died. I had to double check to make sure
It might not help you read Lucretius, but you will know how to say the parrot is angry and/or drunk
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And in extremely North Texas fashion, the team completely crapped the bed in a game that matters
Official attendance in Denton is 31,386.

A North Texas Mean Green record!
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE MEAN GREEN
Sides would have been 100% justified in just punching him
I will hate South Florida forever for that one