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Chris thinks war is bad

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Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · Jan 24

Am a millennial, own my own home, and STILL had avocado toast for breakfast 🥑

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 4h

The 2023 playoffs were canceled after the first inning of ALCS Game 6, and the 2019 World Series was cancelled after the 6th inning of game 7. I don’t know what this person is talking about and refuse to listen to them

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 5h

If it was made into a button I would wear it

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Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 6h

I have heard that the Catholic bishop of Orlando has claimed jurisdiction over the moon, but I say the Bishop of Rome has no authority in the celestial realms

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 6h

So Archbishop Mbanda basically just declared this on his own?

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Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 8h

Every confederate monument should be torn down and replaced with a colossal statue of Brown

Jacobin @jacobinmag.bsky.social · 19h

John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 9h

I am curious if any other provinces sign up for this and what, if any, the extent of schism within the gafcon provinces will be over this

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 9h

Like, fellas (derogatory), we know a few of your provinces are among the biggest in the communion, but there’s like 40 provinces and y’all have, what, 10?
Bless their little hearts

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 1d

Facts

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 1d

You just ran headlong into WASP-guilt. Pay us no heed

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 1d

That, and Episcopalians on Facebook is a horrible place. All of our worst traits and habits in concentrated form

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Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 1d

The bishop of Rome being a baseball fan is kind of fun, but him being a White Sox fan is proof that papal infallibility is a false doctrine

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 2d

Two things.
1. Middle Tennessee State did not win the 2001 Sun Belt Conference football championship.
2. In 1995 Joey Rinker smeared ketchup on my pants as we walked past each other in between classes. Fuck that guy.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 2d

What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.

And how long has it been?

I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.

I’m still FURIOUS.