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Cosmic Horror Picture Show

@cosmoslionheart.bsky.social

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Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Jan 17

Me: Haha it's my hole it was made for me. You ever see that meme?

Guy watching me dig my own grave at gunpoint: Just keep digging

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 13h

strange she didn't bring up a legacy of genocide

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 14h

very good point
it is much easier to just take the disingenuous grinders at their word
glad i can stop thinking about what's up with all those maga communists now!

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 14h

imagine if you will, samurai, some very scary leftists

a man in a video game with the words microtech hydra on the bottom

ALT: a man in a video game with the words microtech hydra on the bottom

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 14h

i've been frozen in 2007 internet time
sure hope that dang cat gets a cheezburger some day

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 14h

ey brah this you?

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Apr 19

well well well
looks like the imaginary leftists i just made up to get mad at are back at it again

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Apr 19

well well well
looks like the imaginary leftists i just made up to get mad at are back at it again

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 15h

every single day i am forced to do battle with the extreme leftists in my mind
and i am so very very tired of how foolish this makes them look

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 15h

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!
He thinks the red scare girlies are leftists!

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 15h

LOOKS LIKE SELF SUCKING IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!

David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 18h

The extreme left’s weird soft treatment of Nick Fuentes is a reminder that if you go far enough in either direction, you loop back around

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a notepad and scissors

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

it does seem pretty messed up
there are better ways to see rabbits scrogging

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

up late preparing all my good italian slurs for the holiday tomorrow

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

both
current editions obviously

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

our education system is so broken they don't want these kiddos leaning anything smdh

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 1d

Free her!!!

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

hopping in the time machine before anyone can go kill baby hitler so i can do what needed to have been done to lorne michaels

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

fuck
Fuck
FUCK

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

gettin to be that time of the year again huh?

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Sep 29

*hissing, kicking, shitting everywhere*
Actually, I'd rather not hear about the latest snl please

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

you say you're a real "party animal"
and yet i can't seem to find you in my bestiary
curious

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

i simply refuse to go down any rabbit holes
not a rabbit
not my business

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 1d

it is The Posting Hour, when the true posters rise from their moldering bogs

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

uncomfortable with how many of my oomfies are in this post

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 2d

thems disc battling words

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 2d

This kingdom will have no need for wrangling once their fuzzy and ferocious appetites have been sated

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 2d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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