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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 3d

❄️⚾ The Polar Party is going all in for the Blue Jays! As the temperature drops, our spirit heats up — because nothing unites Canadians like playoff baseball. We’re cheering loud and proud for Canada’s team from coast to coast to coast.

#PolarParty #BlueJays #TrueNorthStrong #OurTeamOurTime

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Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 7d

For the new polar express service we need to invest in proper passenger trains. The one I’m currently on is older than my parents

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 8d

Bringing dreams to life
#votepolar

Hon. Jeremy Liang @jeremympsp.bsky.social · 11d

The right. To visit. 🎅Santa's Workshop🎅

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 13d

Guilty✋. She’s not worth the Heat. #LeadersDebate
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Coupable ✋. Elle n’en vaut pas la peine. #DébatsdesChefs

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Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 12d

The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is investing in PolarTech®, a new technology that will:
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 14d

The Jedi Party would deny Rey her place because of her ancestry, valuing lineage over merit. The Pollar Party rejects this. Leadership should be earned, not inherited — unlike the Jedi, we stand for true fairness and accountability.
#votepolar #Nojedi

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 14d

Notably, a top priority of ours is to get rid of the Sequel Trilogy. The sequels are a scourge on the Star Wars name. Rey brings shame to the Jedi.

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 14d

What the Jedi promise vs. what they’ll deliver 🤢

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 15d

Funny — they bring the props, then ask us to trust them with our safety. Sorry, we don’t outsource national security to cosplay. Vote for competence, not costumes. #NoJedi #VotePolar

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 15d

These weapons protected us from a SITH

What did the PPC do? FROZE IN FEAR how are we supposed to trust a party that can't even get up to protect Canadians?

Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 15d

The Jedi Party literally showed up to the debate with weapons. How are we supposed to trust them after that? What’s next — using the military on regular Canadians?
#NoJedi

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Hon. Winter Yang PC OC MP @summeryang.bsky.social · 15d

@jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 15d

The Jedi Party literally showed up to the debate with weapons. How are we supposed to trust them after that? What’s next — using the military on regular Canadians?
#NoJedi

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Hon. Aurélie des Ligneris P.C. M.P. @aureliempsp.bsky.social · 16d

To my fellow directionally challenged comrades, believe me when I say

In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 16d

The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 18d

Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 20d

🧊 The “Freeze on Boring Ideas” Act ❄️

The Polar Party is raising the bar — and lowering the temperature.
Any invention that can survive -40°C gets extra funding.

Because real Canadian innovation doesn’t melt under pressure. 💪🇨🇦
From snow-powered cars to ice-proof phones, if it’s cool, it counts.

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 20d

#votepolar

Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 20d

Santa Judges will ensure all Canadians are treated fairly, whether they are naughty or nice 🎅 #HoHoHoldthemaccountable
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Les Juges Père Noël veilleront à ce que tous les Canadiens soient traités équitablement, qu’ils soient sages ou coquins. 🎅

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 20d

“As the @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social’s Barbie Judges-era comes to an end, Polars pledge to appoint Santa Judges”. 🎅⚖️
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“Alors que l’ère des Juges Barbie de @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social se termine, les Polaires s’engagent à nommer des Juges Santa”. 🧑‍🎄⚖️

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Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 20d

Santa Judges will ensure all Canadians are treated fairly, whether they are naughty or nice 🎅 #HoHoHoldthemaccountable
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Les Juges Père Noël veilleront à ce que tous les Canadiens soient traités équitablement, qu’ils soient sages ou coquins. 🎅

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 20d

“As the @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social’s Barbie Judges-era comes to an end, Polars pledge to appoint Santa Judges”. 🎅⚖️
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“Alors que l’ère des Juges Barbie de @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social se termine, les Polaires s’engagent à nommer des Juges Santa”. 🧑‍🎄⚖️

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 21d

Arctic Ocean ? ❌
Canadian Ocean ? ✅
Vote Polar.
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Océan Arctique? ❌
Océan Canadien? ✅
Votez Polaire.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 23d

Happy thanksgiving, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦

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Hon. Aurélie des Ligneris P.C. M.P. @aureliempsp.bsky.social · 22d

Rumour has it, revenge is a dish best served cold. @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social Let’s just say the freezer’s full… and someone found the files. The Force should go back to sleep🌬️🧊🥶

-XOXO

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 25d

They said it was just a retreat.
Then came the flights.
Then the missing names.
Then the Sith Files.
It’s time. RELEASE THEM! 🚨
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Ils disaient que c’était juste une retraite.
Puis sont venus les vols.
Puis les noms disparus.
Puis les Fichiers Sith.
Il est temps. DÉVOILEZ-LES! 🚨

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 27d

Polars will fight for Canadians every step of the way! 🇨🇦
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Les Polars se battront pour les Canadiens à chaque étape du chemin! 🇨🇦

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 27d

As a candidate for the Polar Party, I am excited to share one of my policy ideas. Since Timbits are engrained in our culture, we must preserve the flavours—both year-round and limited-edition. Therefore, I will fight to establish the Canadian Timbit Archive, powered by the coolest freezers.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 28d

We’re investing on our investigators.

Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.

For safety, and for being cool asf.

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Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 29d

🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.

Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️

Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦

#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 6

Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · Oct 6

It’s time to support Canadian industry and not intergalactic travel 🙏

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 6

Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.

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Eric PPC @ericmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 4

While the Jedi Party dreams of “balance in the Force,” the Polar Party knows real power is in cold, hard facts 🧊. We don’t deal in lightsabers or daydreams—just policies that work and leadership that keeps Canada solid as ice. ❄️🍁

#PolarParty

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