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(MPSP - Parody) An official MPSP account Not corrupt, just very open to snack-based persuasion teehee Bringing you primetime MPSP silly season updates straight to your feed. Send me all the tea, scandals and stories you have ☕️
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What the Jedi promise vs. what they’ll deliver 🤢
Do you want an advantage at the polls? Bribes start from a dozen donuts
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Maintenant que nous sommes à la fin de ce débat, nous pouvons conclure... Le vrai parti delulu, c'est @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
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BREAKING 🚨

POLAR PARTY leader ROMÉAO admits to being PAID and LOBBIED by big IGLOO on the Taxpayer’s DIME. This brings into question which POLE exactly he’s trying to represent.

Is this who Canadians want in their government?
I didn’t pay… I was on committee😝😝
THIS JUST IN‼️‼️

O’CNN is at it AGAIN. A total DISGRACE. They are conspiring against the GREAT people of Canada. Everybody Knows it. They pretend to be honest but they are nothing more than SOUTHERN Pole PENGUIN funded operatives. Very nasty birds. Very BAD. They get their money from the PENGUNIS
🚨BREAKING🚨

MAIN STREAM MEDIA OUTLET @thenationalroast.bsky.social ENDORSES THE HORRIFIC ACTIONS OF DISGRACED JEDI KNIGHT ANAKIN SKYWALKER!

ARE THE FOREIGN-BACKED JEDI PARTY ( @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social ) AND THE CORRUPT MAINSTREAM NATIONAL ROAST CONSPIRING AGAINST CANADA?

PATRIOTS NEED TO KNOW!
THIS JUST IN ‼️‼️

SOMEONE LEFT THE STOVE ON IN THE JEDI TEMPLE. DISASTER! Very CARELESS could have been avoided if they had STRONG LEADERSHIP. The Jedi are a complete mess, folks. Sad!
BREAKING: ‘Other Ragy’ found amid ethics speculation.
Guys, YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS
There were two @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social after all😭😭😭 I found them sharing info at the ethics committee so one of them didn’t have to stay all the way @ric-mpsp.bsky.social @thenationalroast.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social
Mfw history is made
We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.
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Vote results :
M-1 > Defeated❌
M-2 > Adopted✅
C-2 > Adopted✅
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Résultats des votes :
M-1 > Rejetée❌
M-2 > Adoptée✅
C-2 > Adoptée✅