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Return of the Cmonstermacques

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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 20d

With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise

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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 14h

Medical racism is a big reason why Black folks avoid the doctor. There are too many bad experiences with racist doctors & it develops distrust. Most of us have tales of medical racism. Then you get into community knowledge of all the times we were medical test subjects historically.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 19m

Another banger!

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 19m

My go to line, much like our discussion of the cool of tombstone, is “SIT your five dollar ass DOWN before I make change.”

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 23m

Just a tour de force

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 24m

Everybody always remembers “am I my brothers keeper!?” But the best line in new Jack city is “I wanna shoot you so bad my dick is hard”

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 31m

I want to buy a nice bottle of Japanese whiskey and drink the whole thing while live posting a watch through “new Jack city”

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 30m

The rehab scene with ice T and Chris Rock is one of my favorite montages in cinema history

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 31m

I want to buy a nice bottle of Japanese whiskey and drink the whole thing while live posting a watch through “new Jack city”

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 35m

Some people are so annoying like “whoah im drunk and opinionated!!”.

Yuck.

Anyway, I’m drunk and opinionated!

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 5h

Bank of England: "WE'RE ON THE BRINK!"

Sam Altman:

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Phoenix🔥 @fivetimessix.bsky.social · 13h

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 8h

I've been quietly suffering ever since I saw Sam Altman use the word 'erotica' this morning.

I've just been occasionally making the kinds of faces he makes naturally.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 39m

It was so good!!!

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 39m

The menu was saved by feinnes, Taylor Joy, Chau and Leguizamo. Otherwise average.

The good movie from that oeuvre was “ready or not”. Samara weaving is the true path!

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 41m

Triangle of sadness was bad. And you know that because you haven’t thought of it since around when it came out until I just said it

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 7h

“Send help” trailer shows Raimi still got it. It looks like “what if ‘triangle of sadness’ was good”

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stuckatthisbit @stuckatthisbit.bsky.social · 44m

CONCERT HALLS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1h

I like to imagine Daniel Plainview in other movies. Like imagine him in the prestige. He’d have no patience for those magicians and their superstitions