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Caleb Doyle
@classicdoyle.bsky.social
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31 - Kansas City - I write about music (UPROXX, Post-Trash, Swim Into The Sound) Check out my weekly new music blog @ https://nightswimmingblog.substack.com/
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This week I went long on D’Angelo, and consumerism. Jay Som, The Marias, acoustic Dead! Check it out!

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Tiptoeing into Phil Spector territory
Why is Uncle Buck shot and scored like a telenovela?
“Well you need to back up all your files to the cloud in case something happens to your computer”
*something happens to the cloud*
“Uhhh uhhh UHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Bluesky’s video player is dog fuck
Need a healthy mix of “I Know About This One Too” and “Allow Me To Put Y’all On”
I think I’m going to do a Top 10 and then list the other 40 alphabetically. But of course I WANT to rank them all…
In-office for the first time in 6 months. Really glad to know everyone has been practicing their juiciest coughs while I’ve been away.
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people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
Just an AI video of the United States President dumping a bio-weapon on American citizens, posted by the President. No worries!
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
More like MJ Lenderman:
Have you heard of Neil Young and Crazy Horse?
Lol not arguing my point but arguing semantics. Outstanding.
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Hey man just wanted to say thanks for the polite nod of acknowledgement as you walked by and sorry for killing you in my mind palace earlier, I wasn’t sure if you were friend or foe so I wanted to be prepared
Christmas commercials getting earlier and summer temperatures lasting longer in certain places has created a very specific type of Hell
Christmas commercials play on October 17th now because the world is in a rush for us to die
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This week I went long on D’Angelo, and consumerism. Jay Som, The Marias, acoustic Dead! Check it out!

open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
BOY this feels anti-semitic as hell
S/o one of the best indie theaters in the world
This week I went long on D’Angelo, and consumerism. Jay Som, The Marias, acoustic Dead! Check it out!

open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
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People will always be like “lmao they actually blocked me” yeah man I pressed two buttons to get rid of a weird guy and I’ll do it again
Sometimes I get George Soros and George Santos confused, which makes many posts very funny.
Post the same here that you would over there, and ignore the scolds. They will get mad at something else and go away. Please I am begging.