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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 6h

Stops him "through legal means", since apparently the feds scroll this site feverishly.

Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 6h

He's a wild animal in a suit. He will shit everywhere and bite everyone because that is what comes natural. He will not stop until someone stops him.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 6h

Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X

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Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 10h

Look I’m not blaming anyone I’m just asking if anyone has checked the British Museum for the Louvre’s jewels

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 10h

If he comes out today and cheese graters it off at a press conference I may forgive the mistake.

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 11h

Maybe just take the red flags as a proper warning (Fetterman, cough cough) and let the centrist Dems have their day.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1d

Cam Newton sits in front of a backdrop of a city skyline with an extremely jaunty outfit. a BREAKING NEWS banner reads: GOTHAM'S NEW VILLAIN "UNO" BREAKS SILENCE. "I'VE SHOWN MY FACE. WHY WON'T THE BAT?"

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 3d

My daughter the One Piece fan drew this poster for her No Kings rally today

Poster made by my daughter for her No Kings rally based on One Piece: Luffy punching Trump

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 3d

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 3d

"Well, we're out of Antiques Roadshow episodes. Guess I'll play Pokemon."

- things a middle-aged nerd says

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 4d

ACAB - All Contracted ghost exterminators Are Bastards

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Ashwin Rodrigues @ashwinrodrigues.com · 5d

mean liberal: nice car, weiner. did it come with a divorce

me in my Cybertruck: no. my ex wife gave that to me. computer, please take note of another injustice I’ve suffered

computer: confirming your destination is the Hoover Dam. cruise control set to 97 miles per hour

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 5d

Frame #19400 from S04 -E04 - Battle Lamb-628198

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 5d

/gives unsuspecting Wired reporter "The Expression"

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 5d

KIM KITSURAGI - Detective, where is your motor carriage?

YOU - Umm…

KIM - What?

1. Women don’t like the vehicle, Kim.
2. It was cramping my style. Women don’t like the vehicle.
3. Women don’t like the vehicle. Ask Klaasje.
4. For some reason I’m compelled to say that women don’t like the vehicle.

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 5d

If you think of it more like a vehicle for a roving band of orcs rather than humans, it makes more sense.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 5d

yeah my car is a pussy magnet (negatively polarized)

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 5d

The reality show portion of the job is his true passion. The crimes are the boring work part.

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 5d

He should really test the limits: pizza and fork it

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 6d

Bingo! I've seen all the George Romero zombie movies and not once did the undead horde say Latinx

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 6d

"Look at these leftist furry weirdos" doesn't hit real hard from the party that's got a Nazi and pedo problem

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

Rep. Pat Harrigan: "This No Kings rally -- that's the blue hair, anthropomorphic experiment that's gonna happen up here in Washington DC."

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 6d

In stunning development, it appears James Comey assassinated JFK!

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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 7d

whenever i see “no kings” i hear it in the voice of Coily saying NOOOO SPRINGS from that mst3k short about how important springs are

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 7d

I know the US has killed scores of innocents over these 249 years, but the very casual nature of these atrocities is new. Government used to really try to hide this shit.

Amarnath Amarasingam @amaramarasingam.bsky.social · 7d

The military has now killed 27 people as if they were enemy soldiers in a war zone and not criminal suspects. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...

U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says

www.nytimes.com

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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 7d

Might have been hoping for a new Racist Indulgences Pope to give him a free ride and now feels stuck.