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Chris
@chrs00.bsky.social
220 followers 210 following 2.4K posts
Some football, some comics, some films, some music, some other stuff probably. He/Him.
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · Nov 16
New followers please don't be offended if I say something mean about your football club. Please be assured it's nothing worse than I've said about my own.
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[foreign Object] @jcoglan.com · 27m
not even slightly joking when I say that sora should not exist. it should be crime for something like it to be made available without restriction to the general public. its servers should be destroyed with hammers
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 2h
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 16m
10/10 for the unblinking eyes while her touch fogs up the window. Nothing fucking terrifying about that.
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 17m
Who are these meant to fool? People who've never met a real huma- oh wait. Just answered my own question.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 11h
Oh god just saw this OpenAI generated video someone posted to Reddit of ‘A girl knocks on your door at 3am’ and this may be the least mentally healthy product on the planet it not most terrifying
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 55m
This clarification was of course posted a full hour into Pacific Wednesday... strong "only guy who knows how to use the printer hasn't turned up yet and isn't answering his phone" vibes
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 1h
"So when exactly on Wednesday was this meant to happen again?"

"Pacific Wednesday! Not local Wednesday!"

"Okay but what time?"

"Yes!!"
A post from the PokemonGo Twitter account reading: "Trainers, the new leveling journey update will release on Wednesday, October 15, 2025 PDT, and not local time. Additionally, the special commemorative medal and the all-new level 50 avatar pose will be available to eligible Trainers when the leveling revamp update is released."
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 1h
Of? If. Ffs.
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 1h
To be fair letterboxes are quite small. Maybe of they stood closer?
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 1h
Royal Mail fined £21m by Ofcom for missing delivery targets
Royal Mail fined £21m by Ofcom for missing delivery targets
It is the third-largest fine the communications watchdog has ever issued.
www.bbc.com
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🎃Simon Threadgold🎃 @dimwittedly.bsky.social · 1h
Dr Who died in 1966 and was secretly replaced with an actor.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 13h
Tell me your most unhinged Doctor Who opinion. I mean, if you’re a fan, they’re likely all unhinged anyway.
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 1h
Forget bigham it better be a fucking huge ham for that
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1h
A quiet bite in: Charlie Bigham launches £29.95 ready meals for home diners
A quiet bite in: Charlie Bigham launches £29.95 ready meals for home diners
Supermarket supplier says new pricier range is still cheaper than bill for a night out at a restaurant
www.theguardian.com
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 1h
Honestly, it genuinely seems like these guys thought it worked like the West Wing. You make a Rousing Speech™ at the economy, and everyone claps, and then the problems solve themselves, and everyone agrees how clever you were.
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the slyning 🪓 @hugehammers.bsky.social · 1h
It would seem the only political strategy Reeves is capable of is saying things she hopes to happen whilst implementing zero policies to make them happen.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 3h
Rachel Reeves to pitch UK as ‘beacon of stability and growth’ at IMF, amid budget pressure – business live
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 1h
Something ridiculous and not at all useful? Why I would buy [insert name of reader's football club here] of course!
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13h
Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 15h
Sam Altman went from “AI will cure cancer" to "ChatGPT porn" in less than a month
ChatGPT boss predicts when AI could cure cancer We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right. Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases. In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing). In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults. 12:02 PM · Oct 14, 2025 · 1.2M Views
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 15h
If I seem very anti generative-AI this evening that's because I am
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 15h
Presumably he thinks they've mitigated the serious mental health issues because he asked ChatGPT and it told him yeah sure why not.
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Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 16h
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right. Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases. In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing). In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 16h
"What is AI for" is like watching someone play Pin The Tail On The Donkey but the audience aren't really interested in helping and every time the player makes a wrong guess it ruins someone's livelihood and starts a small forest fire.
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 16h
How much of this bullshit could have been avoided if people were just taught how to use Photoshop at school instead of useless skills like "maths"
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 16h
AI could make it soon, but I could make it now in Paint. Give me five hundred trillion dollars.
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Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 2d
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
www.scientificamerican.com
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 18h
I see what you did there
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 19h
Stop electing politicians who don't even have a vehicle mode
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 19h
Donald Trump thinks he's really cool but he doesn't even transform into anything
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 20h
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 1d
Plus muscle memory