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chrome chomsky
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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · Dec 26
In a contest of Chun-Li vs Chumlee, Chun-Li has the advantage in the fighting competition, while Chumlee has the advantage in the history competition. So it would come down to the bikini competition
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pissvortex.gorillaradio.show
Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 5h
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crisvector.com
Cris @crisvector.com · 6d
Chat GPT
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internethippo.bsky.social
The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 7h
The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day
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The Verge @theverge.com · 11h
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 7h
PDF stands for Paul Da Ftompkins
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stefanheck.bsky.social
correcting typo and derailing riff @stefanheck.bsky.social · 1d
I’m thinking of dying in an ATV accident this weekend. And yep - I’m a CEO worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
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manbrother.bsky.social
Doing Crowdwork at Bass Proshop @manbrother.bsky.social · 3d
Governments around the world are now implementing pilot programs for a proposed UBC: Universal Buddy-Chimp
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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 3d
The male loneliness epidemic could be solved by giving every man an ape friend
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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 2d
Just lost my job to AI. My job was to make artists life even worse
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mel.bzky.team
meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 3d
can i say something without everyone getting mad
cerberusxt.bsky.social
CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 3d
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 4d
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
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edzitron.com
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 3d
AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over
Nate Silver @NateSilver538 • 5h •.° I'm just one person, and my programming needs are somewhat unusual (building various kinds of statistical forecasting models). But I'm just not seeing the consistent productivity gains from LLMs that I would have expected if you'd asked me 6 months ago.
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airbagged.bsky.social
kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 3d
Tim Heidecker is so good at this.
WHAT an incredible experience getting to perform at the Riyadh comedy festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty’s generosity. I’ll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon.
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chromechomsky.bsky.social
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 3d
The male loneliness epidemic could be solved by giving every man an ape friend
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lucavi.bsky.social
𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi.bsky.social · 3d
gm
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 3d
i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:

- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years
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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 4d
NYT be like: In Chilling Move, China Seeks to Sap Sun's Energy to Expand Energy Ambitions
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oregonian.com
The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 5d
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 5d
That smile that damned smile Sleepy time bear guy
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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 5d
(Getting shot in the head) ah terrible rng this run
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readuction.bsky.social
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5d
Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade
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popeolga.meangirls.online
🇪🇨 Olga the Ghoulette 🇱🇧 @popeolga.meangirls.online · Apr 12
Bill Maher jerked off my uncle at Quiznos
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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 5d
Meet the young Tories dreaming of a cure for scurvy
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 5d
Is this real or am I in a coma?
Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.
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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 5d
Too late. I have already depicted you as the drawing of children aged 5-6 years having spent more than three hours of television a day
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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 6d
Reading thru the "funny gramma" cards at the store and audibly sighing "that's not even that funny"
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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 6d
What's the most you ever lost on a cumswap
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powerful.crabf.art
POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 9d
The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.
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