Hoeratio Hornyblower
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34. CEO of CHEST AHEAD INC Tiddy and ass is our job.
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lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social
Also, sex scenes that are weird, awkward, or unpleasant to read are not necessarily badly written. The writer may have goals other than (or in addition to) making you horny.
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lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social
Sex scenes are almost never "gratuitous" or "unnecessary." You learn things about characters and relationships during sex that you can't really learn any other way, such as whether they're into fisting.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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mana-invenbel.bsky.social
I am going to buy squeenix and make the xiv team let blue mage into shit like deep dungeons and exploratory zones
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
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junlper.beer
the most unsurprising thing in the world is now every rightwinger, all yhe way up to JD vance, have explicitely defended this and the statements made by those in this group. and that’s by design, every single rightwinger is now an extremist nazi
junlper.beer
these people know how extreme they are
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cjzero.bsky.social
Tired: Wearing the full kit
Wired: Wearing the full kit including goalie equipment and the toque
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jacketdan.bsky.social
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
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damidraws.bsky.social
Fashionably late as always for #portfolioday

but hey! I'm Dami a NB fantasy illustrator, 2d and 3d animator, and 3d asset creator, and twitch streamer I also have a comic "An Adverse Adventure" #elfenjoyers #damierinart #ocsky
an illustration of a nb character falling from the sky, there are pictures (my art) falling around them. they are reaching their hand out and they are in persective an illustrator of my oc Tsune in his demon form he has red markings on him and long purple hair, he is sitting and looking back at the viewer with bright red and yellow eyes an illustration of my oc King Taropheon on top of my best friend's oc Timir in a fantasy garden setting, they are kissing passionately an illustration of my oc King Paledreo in profile stairing at the viewer with distain he has medium black wavy hair and red eyes.
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juniiie.bsky.social
Hi hi omg it's #Portfolioday again!! I'm Junie (ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈) I'm a digital artist and I focus on OC art and design! My fav things to draw are ocs, shipart and I also dabble in comics! Here are my some of my recent artworks 🩷
Multiple digital drawings of my bestie @Eicaxy's oc Tyson. Digital illustration of mine and my friends ocs kissing at sunset. Tyson belongs to @Eicaxy! Rivenn is mine Digital oneshot comic of mine and my friend's ocs, where Tyson says "i love you" for the first time since they started dating. Tyson is only one speaking bc Rivenn is too afraid for his life to interrupt him. Tyson belongs to @Eicaxy! 

The speech bubbles read: 

"Of course I think about you! I just want to protect you ! Why can't you just accept the fact that I love you more than anything in this world!? " 

"I care about you! I care about you so much I want to keep you safe! " Digital illustration of Tyson and his big brother Tommy sitting on the kitchen floor in middle of the night. Tommy trying his best to calm Tyson down after Tyson's anxiety attack. Both of the characters belong to Eicaxy!
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kubiparfait.bsky.social
Hello #PortfolioDay.

I'm Kubi, a freelance artist who loves to draw her OCs, creatures, and occasional fanart ♥

#oc | #ocsky |
My OC Silk, hugging a jumping spider plush My OCs Silk and Wesley after their first kiss Silk dressed up as Hatsune Miku, with a chibi Wesley in the bottom corner blushing Wuyang from Overwatch 2 looking to his right, smiling
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naelyname.bsky.social
Hello #PortfolioDay !

I'm Naelyn, a French freelance artist and I love drawing OCs and FFXIV characters !

🪴 naelyn.carrd.co
🟢 vgen.co/Naelyn

Half of my current commission services are currently closed, but I plan to reopen them around November !
A fanart of G'raha Tia from Final Fantasy XIV. He is sitting and is doing a wink. An artwork of my FFXIV WoL, Meryn, made by me. He is a red haired viera with bunny ears wearing the yuweyawata heater top. In the artwork, he is looking at us in a sunset setting, with a rising shooting star behind him. Nyonyo's original character, Natsume ! She is a strong pink haired woman with a very long mullet. She wears a japanese themed outfit, with a chest armor. Here she is adopting a fighting stance with her lance on her left hand.
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billcorbett.bsky.social
That calf IS excellent, I could see how you’d want to worship it. I mean hell, it’s golden!!
Illustration of the golden calf worshippers from Da Bible. From https://www.jw.org/en/library/books/bible-stories/3/golden-calf/
chestaheadinc.bsky.social
Which word choice best conveys the concept that the customer is in control of how this burger is being
constructed. We might be catchy and also send the message that they are in command!

[My cat meowing some more]

Yes yes of course you are so right!
chestaheadinc.bsky.social
[cig hanging out of my mouth as i sing and talk still]

the second is slightly different. "🎵Three bean patty special sauce and cheese. Add our pickles if you so deem 🎵"

[Cat with a inquisitive meow]

[Me standing up and pacing. waving my hands] That is the thing tho!..........
chestaheadinc.bsky.social
[me heavily smoking while sitting at a casio keyboard going over the lyrics to the fast food burger jingle we are making.]

So we have two i really like the first being. "🎵Three bean patty special sauce and cheese. Optional pickle, if you're feeling keen.🎵"

[My cat nodding but remaining silent]
chestaheadinc.bsky.social
[cig hanging out of my mouth as i sing and talk still]

the second is slightly different. "🎵Three bean patty special sauce and cheese. Add our pickles if you so deem 🎵"

[Cat with a inquisitive meow]

[Me standing up and pacing. waving my hands] That is the thing tho!..........
chestaheadinc.bsky.social
[me heavily smoking while sitting at a casio keyboard going over the lyrics to the fast food burger jingle we are making.]

So we have two i really like the first being. "🎵Three bean patty special sauce and cheese. Optional pickle, if you're feeling keen.🎵"

[My cat nodding but remaining silent]
chestaheadinc.bsky.social
[me heavily smoking while sitting at a casio keyboard going over the lyrics to the fast food burger jingle we are making.]

So we have two i really like the first being. "🎵Three bean patty special sauce and cheese. Optional pickle, if you're feeling keen.🎵"

[My cat nodding but remaining silent]
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johnpfaff.bsky.social
To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
abcnews.go.com
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davidxnewton.bsky.social
Major evolution in the GZDoom community tonight - the regular contributors finally had enough of the project lead, who had been very hard to work with for a long time. He dug in and told them "If you don't like it, go and make your own fork."

UZDoom is now live here.
github.com/UZDoom/UZDoom
GitHub - UZDoom/UZDoom: UZDoom is a feature centric port for all Doom engine games, based on ZDoom, adding an OpenGL renderer and powerful scripting capabilities
UZDoom is a feature centric port for all Doom engine games, based on ZDoom, adding an OpenGL renderer and powerful scripting capabilities - UZDoom/UZDoom
github.com
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dominictarason.com
The guy responsible for forcing horrible smeary texture filtering on by default in GZDoom has finally crossed a line that the community cannot stand. An unfortunate schism, but hopefully this means things improve faster from here!
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gardevoir.online
UPDATE: Suki Has Purchased The Custom Robo Franchise

"We're making a new one, it's gonna look just like the GameCube release, and it's gonna be about something I'm calling '9/11-2", sources say.
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
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hoodrattanak.bsky.social
i’ve been locked into drawing spooky Darkstalkers but here’s a quick C. Viper sketch
C. Viper
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rincewind.run
“you can’t make fun of this” - famously an edict that the military obeys unquestioningly and would never disobey out of earshot of an officer
premthakker.bsky.social
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
zeteo.com
chestaheadinc.bsky.social
I know nothing about the people doing this interview but when Cory goes into his whole lil bit here and she shoots his ass down right away is what we need more of. No letting them have these little pissy talking points. "the gop don't attack each other" THE FUCK YES THEY DO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
paleofuture.bsky.social
"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc
chestaheadinc.bsky.social
i know nothing about them i just like that she full on shoots his ass down when he goes into his bullshit.