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What an incredible journey of a sentence
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
Not the point...but I'm sure we can probably just say that inanimate object was "killed" without using the asterisk.

You're not protecting anybody from anything with that.
Boiler the fuck up
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I'd never vote for Rand Paul, but on this issue he's absolutely correct. This is a clear and profound distinction. No declaration of war. No evidence of crime. What Trump & our military is doing is mass murder. It's no different than any mass-shooting of innocents – just with bigger (military) guns.
Rand Paul: "When you kill someone, if you're not in a declared war, you really need to know someone's name at least. You have to accuse them of something. You have to present evidence. So all of these people have been blown up without any evidence of a crime."
Correctly pronouncing anything is a tall task for Terry Bradshaw.
Feels like the Rams will beat the Jags by a score of 35-7 today.
Should hire Dan Mullen.
BREAKING: Florida has fired head coach Billy Napier, @theathletic.com has learned.

Napier was 22-23 in four seasons.

His buyout is around $19 million, with no offset from another job. About $9.7 million is due within 30 days. The rest paid annually into 2028.
lol I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so satisfied with their own opinion than Gerald is here.
My favorite part of any Trevor Lawrence start is where the analyst is like, "Was that ball tipped at the line or...?" and then we all watch the replay in silence of the ball clearly **not** being tipped at the line of scrimmage and Trevor Lawrence missing a wide open receiver by five yards.
Jags are gonna beat the Raiders, Texans, Cardinals, and Titans over their next five games to get to 8-4 and all you dopes are going to be talking about how “They’re really good!!!” again.

If someone tells you the Jags are good, you should be allowed to hit them.
Buddy, if he’s lucky he’s mid
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Don’t let the frogwater that’s boiling us alive let you skip over this: we murdered another country’s citizens in cold blood, and when their leader objected, we called him a drug dealer and cut off aid to his country. That’s freakish.
Petro objected to the US bombing a Columbian fishing vessel that had the emergency beacon on because they were broken down, that we subsequently bombed. One Columbian fisherman survived the attack.

This is the official US response to Petro's comments.
They’ll get both soon enough.
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Jesse Palmer calling this Vanderbilt-LSU game like he's never seen football before. "This might be one of those cases where they try to draw them offside and don't run a play!"

Jesse. It's 4th-and-one in between the 40's. It's a go. It's always a go. It's the hardest of go's, my dude.
Me, watching Pat McAfee ruin College Game Day every week.
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somebody ask Tommy Tuberville if pass interference is a spot foul under Sharia law
The Holiday Bowl proposed moving to Saudi Arabia, according to an agenda for an ACC ADs call this summer.
People are actually dumb enough to think that all this Saudi money they're eagerly taking is going to come at zero cost, huh?
The Holiday Bowl proposed moving to Saudi Arabia, according to an agenda for an ACC ADs call this summer.
I bet Max Scherzer can probably tone it down a little bit.
I wonder if that bum-ass @govpritzker.illinois.gov has had any meetings about this yet. Maybe convened a panel. Held a press conference. Done a television interview.

Anything but actually doing something constructive. Sorry folks, that's just not in his wheelhouse.
State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.
Guy perpetually lives with a bag over his head. Has never seen or heard of anything happening, ever.
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
Cool man. Again, are you doing anything that is going to offer real solutions or just more meetings??