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Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 17h

They say you should never return to a firework, but as a result of that I'm rapidly running out of staff at my firework shop.

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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 18h

Spray tan = $150
Waxing = $100 half leg, $200 full leg
Complimentary prosecco 🥂
Walk-ins accepted!! 💝

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 18h

New sign outside the Oval Office..

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Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 1d

Dusting In The Dark

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 1d

Interesting that the judge notes that it is a "political belief" Robinson holds and then proceeds to call it a "protected characteristic". Even though political beliefs are not in fact protected characteristics under the Equality Act – only philosophical ones are. Somewhat gives the game away.

Jolyon Maugham KC @goodlawproject.org · 1d

I suppose it was only a matter of time, once judges decided that transphobia was protected under the Equality Act, before they decided that full blown fascism was (www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...).

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Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 1d

My mirror’s broken

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thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 1d

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/05/2...

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Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you, Pokes!

Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 1d

It's a very serious* (*boring) medium June. You're best away from it!

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Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 1d

Either people don't know there's a laughing reaction button on LinkedIn, or they think it's a serious post, or it's just not funny. I don't like any of those options.

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Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 1d

The Tim Bandits

David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 1d

My favourite movie with my name in?

Dave The Jackal.

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Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 1d

Wrote a joke on LinkedIn. It got 84 reactions, 52 of which were "thumbs up" rather than a "funny"

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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 1d

Bloody foreigners coming over here and saving peoples lives.

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Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 1d

This is so on-the-nose that I feel 100% that they're aware @michaelspicer.bsky.social has done this already.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Ph...

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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 2d

The real ad

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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 2d

She is telling an accurate story of recent history - the triple punch of austerity, Brexit and covid. It's spot on. But it is terribly strange to say it now in government when you were not prepared to say it in opposition.

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · Nov 4

mugger: *points gun* your money or your life

me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix

mugger: no i mean-

me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital

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Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 2d

Spoiler alert: Judging by this photo, someone dies in the new Paddington musical.

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Wrath of God Bot @wrathofgodbot.bsky.social · 2d

The New Yorker have somehow made one of the greatest comedy skits in British television funnier through idiotic editing

Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 2d

This New Yorker documentary about the 1988 UK government ban on broadcasting the voices of Sinn Féin and I.R.A. leaders is pretty good but they show *that clip from The Day Today with no explanation and no indicator that it is satire.

www.newyorker.com/video/watch/...