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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · Jan 27
For saying "is it" followed by root veg/tubers thus highlighting what a lazy place it is. These were the only times I went viral. Shocking, I know
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Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 3h
Been doing this for years and not a single headline
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 6h
Morning
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 17h
I’ll give anyone a bag of expensive artisan-style crisps (flavour of your choosing) if you can express in letters of the alphabet the noise that Blakey makes when people do their Blakey impression: “I’ll get you for this Butler _______”
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Ptango @ptango.bsky.social · 17h
Blakey as Batty

“I ‘ate you Deckard!”
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 16h
Ok fine. This is more difficult than I thought it would be.
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 16h
Eeeuuuurrrrrrrrrrr
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 17h
Nice parrot
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 17h
I'm sure you do
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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 17h
Not sure why Sam Altman's pet name for your mum is ChatGPT.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 19h
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 17h
They don't normally do that unless they're hungry for human flesh
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 17h
What's your favourite con?

Mines either air when it's hot, or ba when it's breakfast
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 17h
I think if you were being generous, that could heal a few people
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ayedunno91.bsky.social @ayedunno91.bsky.social · 17h
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 18h
Like some kind of digivoyeur
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 18h
Surely, I imagine, the turn on with sexting is that there's someone on the other end of those words mutually enjoying the conversation. I know incels are a thing but boy, this is spurious
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The Verge @theverge.com · 19h
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 18h
At last! Now they've finally realised what AI is for, perhaps they'll stop trying to foist it on every other aspect of our lives
Panel of an old Roger Mellie cartoon - from about 30-odd years ago - in which he is presenting a 'wanking machine' which he has invented for Tomorrow's World. Drawn by Chris Donald.
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Dr Raul Duke @drraulduke.bsky.social · 20h
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 20h
It's curious how the generation who bang on about woke nannying had to be repeatedly told not to swim in quarries, scoff mummy's pills or retrieve frisbees from pylons.
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 20h
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-GA!
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 20h
I've run out now
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 20h
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 20h
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 21h
HONNNNNNNNNNK!
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 21h
Prrrp
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Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 21h
this is the times. The king reads the times.
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The Times & Sunday Times @thetimes.com · 21h
A senior official at Scotland’s main heritage body was sanctioned after allegedly “twerking” in front of the actor Martin Compston at an Edinburgh Castle event
Heritage official ‘twerked’ at Line of Duty star Martin Compston
Employee of Historic Environment Scotland was sanctioned after allegedly getting drunk and performing a lewd dance at an Edinburgh Castle event
www.thetimes.com
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