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Harry Flowers
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The grandfather of street jokes.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1h
Standard.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1h
OBVIOUSLY
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1h
Thanks.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1h
I’ve already got one of those. It’s called the mother in law.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1h
I’m thinking four as well. Thanks.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1h
That’s what I’m thinking.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1h
Thanks for the advice.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1h
🌡️MEN’S HEALTH CORNER 🌡️

Lads, I have a sharp, shooting pain in one of my testicles.
My question is : how many days do
you think I should just ignore it before going to see a doctor?
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 1h
🎶Sunday Monday happy days
Nuclear weapons happy days
Thursday Friday happy days
Saturday what a day
No more South Korea🎶
Kim Jong Un in a shit leather jacket
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 8h
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 9h
Nope.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 9h
Apparently not. Lifting up the lid and pouring the beer in is the easy part. You have to be able to get near them.
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DJ Mek @djmek.bsky.social · 10h
Talking Heads Tomfoolery 🔊
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 10h
Something something I’m <bzzzzt> not going south of the river bleep bloop
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 10h
Pallas’s Warbler! Get in!
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 10h
Today’s #AutumnArrivalSpotlight is the delightful Pallas’s Warbler! 🍂

These tiny visitors from far east are a rare autumn treat for birdwatchers!

Look for their bright yellow eyebrow stripe and lemon rump as they flit through the trees.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 10h
Someone told me they have absolutely zero tolerance for booze. Apparently just a pipette of vodka would also do the trick.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 10h
You can disable a Dalek by lifting up the lid and pouring beer inside.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 1d
Tell me your most unhinged Doctor Who opinion. I mean, if you’re a fan, they’re likely all unhinged anyway.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 12h
I’ve been very pleasantly surprised.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 12h
The Partridge ‘Dead Poets Society’ rehearsal is fucking phenomenal.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 12h
How do we know that Tony Hart wasn’t a horrible racist?
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 21h
The view from Denton Winery.
The view from inside the Denton Winery. A table sits in front of an open roller door and outside is a large hay bale and beyond that the Yarra Valley.
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Harry Flowers @harryflowers.bsky.social · 22h
Timo’s dogs’ bear at Mayer Winery.
Toy bear at Mayer Winery.
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