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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · Mar 13

Guys um this is niche but

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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 8h

I did! More or less Nigella's recipe

Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 9h

Peanut butter noodles

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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 12h

The internet ain't what it used to be

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Samuel Pinney @ginbrogueshats.bsky.social · 13h

1) In 1853 the first bicycle with pedal crank "Tretkurbelfahrrad" was made by Philipp Moritz Fischer.

2) American Cowboys 'died out' somewhere between 1888 and 1920.

Pitch: A western, on bicycles. Really squeaky ones.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 13h

This could be the celebrity endorsement that bursts the AI bubble.

Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 14h

In today's least surprising news

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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 17h

My super modern regulatory plan is that any entity named for a thing from Tolkien has to publicly explain why Tolkien wouldn’t immediately throw it into Mount Doom

Tony Tassell @tonytassell.bsky.social · 1d

Tolkein continues to resonate. The new bank being set up by Palmer Luckey and backed by Peter Thiel is named Erebor after the “lonely mountain” in The Hobbit. This was also an interesting line in this rpt on the new bank by @tabbykinder.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/202d...

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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 13h

Oh no, not cafe discourse again

(thoughts and prayers for Nodrog)

Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

She sez MRRRRRP

A small black cat sitting in my lap, rear nearside paw raised uncertainly

Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

She's my best girl 🐈‍⬛

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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

Bah!

Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

She is so very good 🐈‍⬛

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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

Not right now, don't actually need a car on a regular basis. Probably will at some point, though

Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

The very same!

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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna take the money and say goodbye to the vehicle, seems like the best option (which is weird but so it goes with insurance)

Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

That's MY seat damnit

A small black cat curled up on a grey cushion on the sofa, taking up MY space

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Alison Atkin @alisonatkin.bsky.social · 1d

Does anyone in Warrington or the nearby area know of any local ceilidhs?

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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · Sep 5

FUCK ICE

Indiana Jones, taking a short break from stealing Indigenous peoples’ artifacts, is punching nazis in the face, as he should.

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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 1d

What the BLAZING BLOODY HELL did I just EXPERIENCE in the holosuite Quark?!! You call that a KAYAKING program?? What do you MEAN, “it’s AI”?!!NO ONE WANTS YOUR AI SLOP QUARK!! THE KAYAK HAD A HUMAN FACE AND SCREAMED WHEN I PADDLED IT!!

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 13d

WHITSTABLE VERY DISAPPOINTING.

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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, for sure!

Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

😂

Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think I've ever heard cee-oh before!

Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

I was just on hold to the GP surgery and half listening to all the usual recorded messages, and one of them was the surgery's website being recited as {surgeryname} dot cee-oh dot you-kay

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dag @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 2d

A must-have, for every home.

Clare Clarke @clareclarke.bsky.social · 2d

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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.bsky.social · 1d

It's a foul word and they're hypocrites