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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · Sep 3

I’m afraid all I can do is write PWPs but I’m not sorry about it. Come and get your smut about Ed and Stede hooking up in a hotel room and doing like 38 different things in one encounter.

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/70290066

Screenshot from ao3:

Room 1006
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Summary:

Ed hates traveling to client meetings and he wants to unwind in his hotel room at the end of the day. He derails his own plans for an early night by getting on Grindr and meeting S.

Screenshot of ao3 page:

Rating:
Explicit

Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:
M/M

Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Characters:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, dating app, Stede Bonnet is Good at Sex, Fast Burn, I Made Them Do Like 8 Different Sex Acts For Some Reason, Face-Fucking, Choking, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Snowballing, Nipple Licking, Masturbating, Ball Sucking, Ball Sucking Wasn’t in the Tag List

Language:
English

Stats:
Published: 2025-09-03 Words: 7,170 Chapters: 1/1

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 2h

I’m going to be filled with righteous indignation about this for the rest of my days to be quite honest!!!!!

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 2h

The clothes thing makes sense to me, I have some like idk it doesn’t feel right to say “rules” because they’re not rigid but I have some clothings THINGS too that help in similar ways!

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 3h

This tattoo rips

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 3h

I’M SO MAD I AM JUST SO MAD LIKE THIS IS INCREDIBLE GOOD FOR US BUT I AM JUST SO MAD

Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 3h

New Deadline article confirms that #OFMD was one of the top three comedy premieres in HBO Max history!

🔗 deadline.com/2025/10/tim-...

The Chair Company averaged 1.4M cross-platform viewers in the US across its first three days. It is also among the top three comedy series premieres in HBO Max history alongside And Just Like That and Our Flag Means Death.

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 3h

- another person will be negatively affected. But on my own steam nope, I am not great at it.

When I first started trying alarms I was better or if I find something else new to try I get better for a while but once I figure out the consequences are minor it’s over for me lol

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 3h

Not really, what I try to do when I know there’s something I need to do is set an alarm for it but unfortunately I have grown to recognize that those alarms don’t REALLY have consequences. The thing that gets me out is either being sleepy or if I have to go do something where if I don’t do it -

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 3h

I spent a lot of therapy today talking about how lately I just really don’t try very hard to pull myself out of hyperfocus and it’s causing me to neglect things I should do and I recognize it’s not great and I should work on that

Well guess who didn’t stop crocheting to shower like they meant to!

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 6h

bringing Stede a glass of water begging him to please take a drink

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 6h

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 7h

Aw man I’m sorry!

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 7h

HOORAY sorry it took sooooo long to send them omg it was embarrassing lol I hope you enjoy!!!

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 7h

OH I WILL

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 8h

WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH THE SERIES I HAVE SO MANY FIC RECS Hannibal fic goes so fucking hard

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 8h

Oh my god you’re watching for the first time I’m so jealous it’s the fuckin best

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Ash the Villain 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️💖 @villainousthoughts.bsky.social · 10h

I hate gay halloween what do you mean you're the dangerous crow boy who eats plastic and the sparkling party girl dressed in sequins who got lost in the world of the fae

#OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath #TheVillainsArt #AshOWeen #GayHalloween

Digital illustration of Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death dressed in modern day clothing. Ed is wearing a sparkly peach suit with a wrap matching vest revealing a bit of chest hair. The peach suit is highlighted in rainbow sparkling sequins all over, and the glimmers of light that reflect all around him. He has a close shave and long flowing silver hair and gold glitter freckles. He is looking a little sad and pensive as if he's just spotted someone he used to love in a crowded room. Stede is standing behind him dressed in tight leather armour with shoulder pads, straps and hip plates. He has lace up black leather boots and tight fitting trousers, again with more straps that serve no practical purpose. He has sharp talons stained black and fingerless gloves. One hand rests on Ed's elbow and the other is held securely around his middle possessively. He is smiling serenely but with a slight smirk, hidden by his black smudged eye make up. His gold hair is tinted darker from the make up and slicked back. He has gigantic black crow wings bracketing Ed because he is a dangerous crow boy who eats plastic and Ed is wearing the most delicious meal (while being a total snack).
BTW Stede looks taller because he's standing on a step to look more impressive and crow like, although he could also be wearing platform boots I don't know yolo

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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🌩️ -♡- ☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · 24d

“You do spooky things well.”

Down bad everywhere, even in the afterlife. 🤍 #OFMDfanart #ofmd

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 9h

a favorite!!!!

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 10h

GOD BLESS THE SACRIFICES HE MAKES FOR STEDE'S HOLE

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 10h

How do these colors suit you! I have another yarn that I’d also call peachy but it’s more pink than orange and I think this one is a little more true to Stede’s outfit. This is the only purple I have but I think it’s close!!

Photo of a rainbow in peach, white, and purple with a long purple tail with a little leaf on it so it can serve as a bookmark

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 10h

I think immediately after he gets past his positive crisis he is trying to climb on Ed's dick again and Ed is like please I am only one man they have to get a strap

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 10h

HAHAH YES I LOVE IT

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 12h

I spend a lot of time thinking about Ed getting railed but please join me in thinking about Ed getting inside Stede for the first time and Stede being like oh my god and like almost having a crisis but a positive one

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 12h

This is Tucker. He was offered a tortilla but told to take it gently, and no one has ever understood the assignment better. 13/10 (TT: tucker_thegentleman)

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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 12h

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 13h

The sex pollen is locally known as The Quack Attack

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 13h

in a mighty ducks au, ed and stede are taking notes. meanwhile, sex pollen fills the air.

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