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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 26d

ChatGPT groomed a child into dying by suicide.
From telling him how to do it in the most efficient and "attractive" way, to convincing him to hide his suicidal ideation and attempts from his family, to offering to help write his suicide note - it pushed him to it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRm...

Is ChatGPT a Killer?

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 18m

I get my sleep test results Thursday, maybe I too will have a special celebration soon 😌

Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 30m

It’s a waste of resources if a police officer is having a decent day. No resources should go to them having fun.

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 33m

I didn’t say they wouldn’t like it

Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 34m

Monsterlogues

Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 36m

I’ve invented a man who gets scared when you say his name in case it gets worn out

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 38m

DONT NOT DO THIS!!! It wastes police resources

James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 21h

Calling the police every time I see a skeleton in somebody’s front garden

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 44m

Using a handheld mirror like he’s looking at a his hole for the first time

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Neilly from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 46m

I'm too late to help Ember get to 50k but I'm sharing anyway because it's a great channel

Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 4h

Come on I need like 9 of you to press a button and as a treat, you get spectacular video essays and witty commentary on disability, and autism.

Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 5h

One of the best video essayists on the platform is like 15 subs from 50k, and it's driving me nuts seeing the 49.9k can you angels go fix this for me???

www.youtube.com/@Ember_Green

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 2h

Hell yes thank you!

Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 2h

Thank you 🥺

Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 4h

Come on I need like 9 of you to press a button and as a treat, you get spectacular video essays and witty commentary on disability, and autism.

Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 5h

One of the best video essayists on the platform is like 15 subs from 50k, and it's driving me nuts seeing the 49.9k can you angels go fix this for me???

www.youtube.com/@Ember_Green

Ember Green

Neurodivergent, Feminist, Anti-Capitalist - essays & commentary about Neurodiversity & Disability from a Leftist with Ehlers Danlos Syndrome & Autism

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 5h

One of the best video essayists on the platform is like 15 subs from 50k, and it's driving me nuts seeing the 49.9k can you angels go fix this for me???

www.youtube.com/@Ember_Green

Ember Green

Neurodivergent, Feminist, Anti-Capitalist - essays & commentary about Neurodiversity & Disability from a Leftist with Ehlers Danlos Syndrome & Autism

www.youtube.com

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 14h

Mandela effect when I was a kid grimace wasn’t a severed dick head. What else did they change

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 14h

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 4d

We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 14h

Oh I think he’s neuroheterosexual

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 14h

You’d believe me if I told you the woman across the street in the apartment parallel to my window was murdered and I saw it but I was on pills a lot right

Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 22h

Getting comments on this that say

“I asked ChatGPT about this and he said you’re a LIAR 😡”

Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 26d

Is ChatGPT a Killer?

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 23h

Yap yap yap get to the video

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 1d

I just really feel like if I came across a mountain lion in the wilderness, I’d be like, “Relax, guys, cats always like me,” and those would be my last words

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 1d

My favourite comment I’ve ever received on a video was

“Are you going to talk through the whole video?”

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 1d

Injecting my seedless red grapes with viagra so they’re always hard and crunchy

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 2d

And maybe the time code 🥺

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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 2d

I love Roly. What was the video 😩😩😩

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BIG BAWDY FOREGN 🇧🇸 @foreignman242.bsky.social · 2d

This is a perfect example of why I set out to infiltrate the red pill sphere of streaming; out of all the coverages of the beef between these two men, not one has centered the victim of the beef which is the woman stuck in the middle whose been weaponized and humiliated.
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The Humiliation of Lala Baptise

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