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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 1h

Every Instagram reel is captioned like “omg this classic scene is so iconic” and it’s some random 45 second clip from the middle of Van Wilder 2 or something

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 2h

Thank you to everyone who’s supported us.

And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 10d

i try to model my life on the hero of the terminator franchise, the terminator

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2h

Well this is very nice. Thank you @alexfalcone.bsky.social

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 2h

[speaking to customer service] no, there’s no problem with the item. the item’s great - and i want to keep it… the problem, you see, is that i ALSO really want a refund

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 4h

i2sg no one was pronoucning it as "bi-opic" until a few years ago

Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 6h

Everyone talks about biopics. But how do they say “biopic”?

It’s One of Our Most Controversial Genres. But Even More Controversial Is How You Pronounce It.

We have reached Peak Biopic—but still no one agrees on how you say the word.

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 4h

Lmao I was joking but the station DJ just said “next up was recorded at Bartlett High School during 2nd period.”

Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 4h

Why is the inside of this safelite playing marching bad music?

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 4h

I’m so scared because there’s a lot of things he’s done I thought he wasn’t allowed to do.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 5h

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 5h

My homie that is an ant the size of a human always asks me to crumb all of his food when we eat out. Other than that he's chill, though.

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 6h

This is so great!

I'm so glad you brought up the film also portraying the 1950s in a negative light – So many think RZ is wistfully wishing for the '50s back, but that decade was just better at hiding being awful! George is a peeping-tom! Between BttF, and Gump, RZ thinks america has always stunk!

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Amy Nicholson @theamynicholson.bsky.social · 6h

BACK TO THE FUTURE is the modern era’s zippiest comedy about the collapse of the American dream.

It took me a dozen watches to realize the preservationist bugging Marty to save the clock tower wants to keep it **broken** for the sake of “history and heritage.”

www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Review: It's the right time to go 'Back to the Future,' blockbustering's most brilliant social satire

Robert Zemeckis' marvelous sci-fi comedy reveals new bits of genius with every rewatch. As social criticism, it's right up there with 'It's a Wonderful Life' and 'Blade Runner.'

www.latimes.com

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 6h

They were so riveted by my story they talk about anything else but it afterwards.

"Thanks for the story, Jeff."

Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 7h

In all seriousness I didn’t realize how slow and boring I sounded. Should’ve re-recorded a 12th time before sending.

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 7h

WHOA! Who’s the guy with the sexy, smart, datable, castable voice in this first story on this Halloween listener episode of Seth and Josh Meyers’ podcast? youtu.be/JsvtHT91DHc?...

Haunted Houses, A Christmas Tree Costume, & the Christopher Columbus Classic: Listener Episode #17

YouTube video by Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers

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harpy halloween @harpy.party · Jun 27

i should treat myself today and chuck a rock at something

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 11h

So on top of everything Danny missed out on Halloween that year?

Dates in Movies @datesinmovies.bsky.social · 12h

Oct 30th - Jack Torrance and his family arrived at The Overlook Hotel to look after the place over the winter.

📽️📅 The Shining (1980)

2 Screenshots from the movie "The Shining" (1980): First, a man sits at a desk in an office with orange walls, patterned curtains, and a small American flag the subtitle reads, "...that our season here runs from May 15th to October 30th." Second, a group of people walk down a dimly lit hallway with pale green walls and fluorescent lights overhead. They seem engaged in conversation, and the subtitle reads, "...last day's always hectic."

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Dates in Movies @datesinmovies.bsky.social · 12h

Oct 30th 1978 - Michael Myers escaped a psychiatric hospital.

📽️📅 Halloween (1978)

3 Screenshots from the movie "Halloween" (1978): First, a black screen displaying white text that reads "SMITH'S GROVE, ILLINOIS" and "OCTOBER 30, 1978," setting the time and place. Second, a tense scene with a frightened person inside a car, looking up with fear as a hand reaches toward them from outside, the atmosphere dark and rainy. Third, the continuation of the previous shot, emphasizing the expression of terror on the person's face as they brace against the car seat.

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 23h

maybe they shouldn't have stayed up playing so late last night

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 1d

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits

www.foxla.com

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d

And I can’t get work doing anything else because I fucked myself by pursuing creative dreams and now have no marketable skills, and will live at home forever and never become an appealing boyfriend to have and just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d

Probably cool and okay getting up at 5am to lyft for the morning rush commuters doesn’t pay out what is used, and driving more days than ever is working my (newish) car to death requiring more frequent expensive repairs, and now this 🤪🔫

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely insane this is happening

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 1d

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d

Quote and post with your favorite reaction gif of all time.

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