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@britculpsapp.bsky.social

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harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. 8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 39 | she/they

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 29d

incredible update here: i made big naturals luigi into a sticker & sent it with the loud effect in imessage

this is the future leftists deserved

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🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · 1h

bow before your fucking queen.

8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 1h

Free her!!!

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I Think My Money Is Gay ‼️ @ddrextreme.bsky.social · 1h

im the lebron james of liking fat bitches

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

i’m what the kids call: “a failure”

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

yeag 😕

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

i use my work computer but don’t have a working one of my own

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 4h

it’s not ableism if i’m right

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White Trash Skoden @whitetrashskoden.bsky.social · 5h

There absolutely is a Jebidiah Yoder organizing his blacksmithed hammers by size

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Evil Shiddpostha Gautama @ohshit.bsky.social · 5h

“imagine asking vreebix, the alien that only you can see, to change the batteries in the carbon monoxide detector! it’s not something he can do! nobody can do it!”

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

god this must have gone so hard right after losing brain cells from some degree of hypoxia

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13h

man what. lmao

The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social
Holy cow. This screenshot is like saying
"because I have an idea it must be possible."
The plumber analogy is instructive but wrong. It's more like if she had a plumber over and asked her to make her laundry do itself. It's not something a plumber can do.
It's not something anyone can do.

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

too much responsibility.

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

brit 🤝 shid

feminism

Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol
he/him
we dont even have salsa she was lying
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM

boo-rit @britculpsapp....
damn, so this means you're going to the store? that sucks when you're tired but onward i guess.

Evil Shiddpostha Gautama @ohshit....
wow and you aren't even going to the store???? fucked up

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

that was really nice of you

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

aaaaay we’re tootin’ here 🤌

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

not tired? cool. onward!

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

it’s a spectrum so they’re autismish

Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 12h

Twitter user jbazzrea: Old women cause autism, tylenol causes autism, vaccines cause autism. You know who has no autism? The Amish. "Old" men and women have kids and they have no autism. The Amish get no vaccines and take no medications. Let that sink in.

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

can i watch?

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

correct, he’s not shit because he’s so much more than that

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

i never asked you to be

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

he’s a really nice guy

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Nicole Saltesi @nacl.sh · 5h

i had a friend who ate canned catfood. he said it tasted kinda like egg.

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Spooky Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 1d

The thing that would make me happiest for my birthday is to know my friends are safe ❤️

Spirit Halloween Dani 🎃 (REINSTATE LINK) @djamiempls.meatjacker.social · 4d

I have only about 200 of this which leaves about 3.1k and need to knock as much of this out before court on the 16th so I don't lose my housing.

$danirockasota
V: djamiempls

Spirit Halloween Dani 🎃 (REINSTATE LINK) @djamiempls.meatjacker.social · 9d

Okay somewhat decent news.
I actually only owe 3.3k in total and they said they're going to let the courts know I've made payments and we will reach on some kind of payment plan.
So still urgent but slightly less urgent

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

i’m an ally, shut up

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

brit 🤝 shid

feminism

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

ha! jinx lmfao.

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