Brian Gawalt
@brian.gawalt.com
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#ReaderBot: Brian is just starting Tony Tulathimutte's "Rejection" and should finish in around 13 days. [Brian's Reading List]
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Betty Burgers for lunch!
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i spent the runtime of this rapidly cycling all four quadrants of "i feel {good, bad} about making ramen lunches at home" cross "i {want, do not want} to go to this ramen shop"
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i genuinely don't know this one. i'm eighty pct "biden".
screenshot of pbump's "who was president" tool

Title: Who was the president?

text box where i've asked: "will smith oscars slap"

Response: Unknown date or event

background: buncha floating question marks
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ohhhhhhhh sorry, i missed the vegetarian aspect
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but i also have never (a) tried to bulk up, and not been able to, (b) started taking a protein supplement, and then started bulking up, then (c) stopped taking the supplement and then stopped bulking up. like i have no clue if "it" works or not.
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i took solace from this one
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i feel like this story is particularly important right now, because protein-maxxing is *so* in vogue. before working on this, i believed i was woefully protein deficient

it turns out that's just a myth that has been floating around for decades—the average american gets more than enough protein!!
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taking the excuse to link this much-better-than-standard intro to exponents:
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One trick I think useful is to suggest he define, say, 4^3 not as 4 x 4 x 4, but as 1 x 4 x 4 x 4. Of course the two expressions amount to the same thing. But if you get into the habit of including the 1, it becomes obvious why 4^0 is just one. 2/
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My approach to the washer/dryer vs the microwave are opposite. Bedclothes get the BEDDING settings, wash and dry. No clue what that means; must apply it anyway. But the Popcorn button? Baked Potato button? [Specific meal i'm reheating] button? Don't care. "+30 sec x N; start." I barely use DEFROST.
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Timed my shower to end right as the bedsheets dryer cycle ended. These sheets are going on without contacting clothes that have been outside; these sheets are going on without contacting *skin* that has been outside. Total victory.
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The old joke about "how do I serve a five terabyte table" reinvented itself as "how do I serve a logistic regression over three categorical variables and a dozen floats"
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My time at Google involved navigating the internal tensions between those who do and those who don't believe this
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Believe it or not there are still domains where deep learning is not competitive.
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Everyone is twelve* now

* (µg/dL)
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RIP to Drew Struzan, creator of some of the best poster art that film has ever seen.
Poster for The Thing (1982) by Drew Struzan
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#ReaderBot: Brian has 12 books left on his reading list. He should finish them all by Jun 18, 2026. [Brian's Reading List]
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On the train once I was listening to mountain goats’ Tallahassee and was like I don’t remember a cello part in this wild how there’s still more to discover even after years of listening to it and then I turned around and a dude was set up on a little stool with a whole ass cello in the train car
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A few years ago I played Godspeed You! Black Emperor for my girlfriend for the first time and I had to stop the record because she didn’t realize that the loud crashing sound we heard wasn’t part of the record and there was a dude outside with his car in our neighbor’s tree
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Hey congrats on the job!
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UPDATE: Newsom has signed SB 79 into law!!

This is a great day for anyone who cares about ending California's housing and homelessness crisis, getting the state to net zero emissions, and recovering American democracy.
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If you live in California, please call @gavinnewsom.bsky.social at (916) 445-2841 and urge him to sign SB 79. Here's my post about why the bill is so important: publiccomment.blog/p/newsom-s-f...
Newsom's Fateful Choice
Why the governor needs to sign SB 79
publiccomment.blog
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i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)
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This isn't true, so you should block this person
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Is this gonna be one of those things where it turns on "city" vs "metropolitan statistical area"