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Monocule. Socialist. Coder. Christian Liberationist. Neurodivergent. He/him. Partnered w Liz. I like to read many books and I also have a Telecaster. I am one half of the Fifty Books Project. pfp by @imagining-sisyphus.

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · Aug 14

Biblically accurate billionaire.

The rich man from the parable of the rich man and Lazarus in an icon. He is burning in hell.

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

"she's bossy and kind of mean" hell yeah she is

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

Eliza Coupe in everything but especially Happy Endings reminds me of my wife, which she doesn't seem to think is a compliment but, like, sorry I like badass women, babe!

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

"she's bossy and kind of mean" hell yeah she is

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

Eliza Coupe in everything but especially Happy Endings reminds me of my wife, which she doesn't seem to think is a compliment but, like, sorry I like badass women, babe!

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

If you haven't ever listened to the table reads of the first episode of what would've been season 4 you should YouTube it. Hilarious.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

Eliza Coupe in everything but especially Happy Endings reminds me of my wife, which she doesn't seem to think is a compliment but, like, sorry I like badass women, babe!

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

That her and Al Franken are anchoring the thing is pretty wild.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

Episode 2 is a love letter to two dozen all-time television "oh it's that guy!" guys (and gals).

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

Watching The Residence and I'm still not sold on the writing but it's like a murderer's row of character actors in the supporting roles and boy can they sell it.

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

I'm a good person, I don't deserve this!

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

Dave why

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

You're about to ratio me and boy am I angry

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 20h

America is the culmination of all human history. A New Jerusalem, a city on a hill.

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 23h

White Stripes, DFA 1979, and Flight of the Conchords for me.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 1d

Children treat me like a god while people my age run screaming.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 1d

This is a wild time to be 6'7".

Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 1d

Hilarious story. Young people are simultaneously gonna be alright and levels of cooked we’ve never seen before.

The Numbers Six and Seven Are Making Life Hell for Math
Teachers
'Six seven' sends teens into a frenzy that schools have been powerless to stop. 'It's like throwing catnip at cats!

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 1d

Damn this is good

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Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced @lindsaynicolle.bsky.social · 1d

"When there was only one set of footprints? That was when I carried you."

Me to Jesus Christ.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 1d

It's funny bc you don't even need to be a religious person or know anything about religion really to know that "we're saving God" isn't a thing.

Zoomer Antimillenarian ♨️ @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 1d

I am not a religious person and I am swiftly tiring of having to care so much, and know so much, about the Bizarro World version of Christianity that the MAGA cult practices.

Just fucking read the Bible. Once! Without using some megachurch scammer's For Dummies notes!

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CL @clhowley.bsky.social · 1d

The meme of Regina George from Mean Girls saying “stop trying to make fetch happen,” but instead it reads “stop trying to make saving god happen.”

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 1d

Avail + Snail Mail = Snail Avail

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 1d

I thought there was too much TRONing. Enough with the fanservice, give us some endless dialogue scenes!

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jaypea but spooky @jpstarling.bsky.social · 8d

we haven’t had a big boat stuck in a while and I think we’re all feeling the pent up frustration of that

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 1d

He paid me in AntifaBux. :(

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Steven Hyden @stevenhyden.bsky.social · 1d

51 is way too young. Hard to think of many artists who were as influential across genres in the past 30 years as D'Angelo. RIP.

Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 1d

D’Angelo, the neo-soul trailblazer and modern visionary whose three albums were all heralded as classic works of art, has died at age 51.

Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 1d

Man, this is like losing Prince so young. What a tragedy.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 1d

And some people are addicted to it! It's like, maybe try coke?

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 1d

Republicans right now:

Rachel McAdams meme from Mean Girls. She's in a car with her friends. The text reads "Get in losers, we're saving God".

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