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Sometimes I’m seriously serious; sometimes I’m seriously not serious… but mostly, I’m just not seriously serious. I like to go off about sports, reggaeton, politics, the espumita en mi cafecito and my zooted musings.

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · Feb 3

This week was brutal.

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 6h

Trump: “WOW! That’s like a 9600% drop!”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Dr Oz: "You'll notice, President Trump, these are discounted from $242 to $10. I don't know what the math is on that. We can't even calculate it. It's too high to calculate."

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 7h

It’s crazy to think that this woman’s husband is closer in age to Joe Biden than to her

people.com/press-secret...

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11h

He loves them so much that he gave Argentina their entire soybean market with China AND $40 billion of bailout money, which, according to my math, is $40 billion more than US farmers have gotten

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h

Daines on a "bailout" for farmers: "The farmers are big fans of President Trump. These are his people ... the farmers need some help ... they're struggling. I'm glad to see President Trump is gonna try to work to help."

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder how many Republicans CNN has asked this question to as they continue to blatantly court the Nazi vote

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

AOC: And they are able to radicalize a generation of young boys in particular, away from healthy masculinity and into an insecure masculinity that requires the domination of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them.

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

but, yes, by all means give this prick a nobel peace prize

meidasnews.com/news/exclusi...

EXCLUSIVE: Trump May Launch
Missiles from Warships into California this Friday and Saturday as Part of "Vanity Parade"

Sources tell MeidasTouch the White House will shut down portions of the I-5 for Vice President JD Vance's Marine Corps spectacle during No Kings Protests, triggering chaos, gridlock, and outrage as troops go unpaid during the shutdown.

Sources tell MeidasTouch the White House will shut down portions of the I-5 for Vice President JD
Vance's Marine Corps spectacle during No Kings Protests, triggering chaos, gridlock, and outrage as troops go unpaid during the shutdown.

MeidasTouch has learned from several sources that the White House has plans to close major sections of Interstate 5 for this Friday and Saturday.

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

I see this racist fella here has multiple signs behind this one… I wonder how many more spelling errors he has on the others

a man holding a sign that says “SUPPRESSION OF SPEECH
YOU DONT LIKE IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FACISM”… fascism is misspelled

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

“most of the stupid things i did when i was a teenager and young adult, they’re not on the internet”

on the other hand, most of the stupid things you’ve done and said as an adult are on the internet

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

a close up of a puppet with a sailor hat and tie .

Alt: a close up of a puppet with a sailor hat and tie .

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

Republicans: “STOP CALLING US NAZIS!!!”

Also Republicans:

Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 1d

Holy shit. This is Angelo Elia, a legislative correspondent for Congressman Dave Taylor.

According to @rooster.info, during a Zoom meeting today, he had an American nazi flag displayed in the background.

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

“That’s what kids do”

Yeah… racist, anti-semitic and misogynistic kids

Also, these “kids” are in their 20’s and 30’s.

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

Donald Trump and his corrupt and criminal administration gave $40 billion to Argentina for a bailout before they gave a penny to farmers, who they screwed over by pushing China to leave the US market and buy their soybeans from Argentina… #AmericaFirst, baby!

John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 1d

What the fuck are we doing?

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

*takes hit of joint*

Google has been steadily and deliberately shittifying their search engine to try and force people into using AI... Change my mind

*takes hit of joint again*

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

I know this quote has been beaten to death at this point, but… “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”

Nowhere in this post did that person say anything close to wishing death on Americans.

Department of State &
@StateDept
X.com
The United States has no obligation to host foreigners who wish death on Americans.
The State Department continues to identify visa holders who celebrated the heinous
assassination of Charlie Kirk. Here are just a few examples of aliens who are no longer welcome in the U.S.:

just came on here to say charlie kirk can rest in piss and yet again if you have any
empathy at all for people like this you can ahead and remove yourself as my friend. i do not give a about the death of a person who devoted his entire life spreading racist, xenophobic, misogynistic rhetoric. it's hot as fo where this
man currently is and it's deserved

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 2d

George Floyd should still be here to celebrate his 52nd birthday. His life sparked a movement, and our fight for justice, accountability, and humanity continues. We’ll never stop saying his name.

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

“Wanna see me rescue Argentina from a good financial philosophy? You wanna see me do it again?”

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3JRQ...

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

Have you even said “thank you” once today?!?!

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

“Insufficient funds” to help feed families, but we can send $20 billion to Argentina, spend taxpayer money to rehabilitate a private jet from Qatar, send the military and National Guard into blue states, build a ballroom at the White House and cover it in gold…

www.axios.com/2025/10/10/f...

Scoop: Trump administration warns of "insufficient funds" for food stamps if shutdown continues

It's the administration's latest warning of painful consequences of a lengthy government shutdown.

www.axios.com

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

plot twist… he knows all about it and is more than perfectly fine with it

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

mike johnson anytime he’s asked a question about this administration’s blatant violations of the law:

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 3d

Antonio Meucci… He invented the telephone and he got robbed, everybody knows it!

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 3d

www.cnbc.com/amp/2024/09/...

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 4d

Every MSM network should be talking about this General Haugh segment on #60Minutes tomorrow morning