Breaking Bad Punny
@breakingbadpunny.bsky.social
Sometimes I’m seriously serious; sometimes I’m seriously not serious… but mostly, I’m just not seriously serious.
I like to go off about sports, reggaeton, politics, the espumita en mi cafecito and my zooted musings.
I like to go off about sports, reggaeton, politics, the espumita en mi cafecito and my zooted musings.
Pinned
This week was brutal.
Why would Joe Biden do this?
Tapper: This is one of the documents the DOJ released. It’s 100 pages. It’s all black. That’s the transparency we’re getting.
December 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Why would Joe Biden do this?
Not even a year ago, she was supposed to be confirmed as the UN ambassador and living in a $16 million penthouse.
Now, she’s dropped out of the governor’s race before a single vote could be cast in the primary and has decided to not even run for congress again.
Life comes at you fast, Elise.
Now, she’s dropped out of the governor’s race before a single vote could be cast in the primary and has decided to not even run for congress again.
Life comes at you fast, Elise.
BREAKING: Elise Stefanik DROPS OUT of race for New York Governor and will NOT be seeking reelection in Congress
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Not even a year ago, she was supposed to be confirmed as the UN ambassador and living in a $16 million penthouse.
Now, she’s dropped out of the governor’s race before a single vote could be cast in the primary and has decided to not even run for congress again.
Life comes at you fast, Elise.
Now, she’s dropped out of the governor’s race before a single vote could be cast in the primary and has decided to not even run for congress again.
Life comes at you fast, Elise.
Probably gonna look something like this:
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Probably gonna look something like this:
This is coming from the administration that constantly tells the EU what they can and cannot do
Rubio on Russia-Ukraine: "It's not our war. It's a war on another continent."
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is coming from the administration that constantly tells the EU what they can and cannot do
Truly amazing how the man who “never minces words” and “says what he means and means what he says” constantly needs other people to explain for him what exactly it is he meant…
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Truly amazing how the man who “never minces words” and “says what he means and means what he says” constantly needs other people to explain for him what exactly it is he meant…
This message has been brought to you by the administration protecting child traffickers
Makary: "Let's be honest -- and I'm going to say what you're not supposed to say -- pushing transgender ideology in children is predatory, wrong, and it needs to stop."
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This message has been brought to you by the administration protecting child traffickers
Maybe you shouldn’t have voted to reopen the government without a healthcare deal then, @tomsuozzi.bsky.social
Suozzi: "In my district, if you make $130,000 & you're a family of 4, you now pay 8.5% of your income for health insurance - $10k to $11,000 a year. That's gonna go up to $30k a year, which means your premium is going to increase $1,500 a month. That's crazy. People are not gonna buy the insurance"
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Maybe you shouldn’t have voted to reopen the government without a healthcare deal then, @tomsuozzi.bsky.social
Ah, yes… The team who won a super bowl in 2024 is DEFINITELY cursed by taylor swift, who *checks notes* began dating kelce in 2023
This guy has more receptions than brain cells
This guy has more receptions than brain cells
December 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Ah, yes… The team who won a super bowl in 2024 is DEFINITELY cursed by taylor swift, who *checks notes* began dating kelce in 2023
This guy has more receptions than brain cells
This guy has more receptions than brain cells
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!
(idgaf if it’s just the NBA cup, i’ve been waiting my whole life to be able to type this sentence)
#NYKnicks
#KnicksSky
(idgaf if it’s just the NBA cup, i’ve been waiting my whole life to be able to type this sentence)
#NYKnicks
#KnicksSky
a basketball player wearing a new york jersey
Alt: happy josh hart gif
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!
(idgaf if it’s just the NBA cup, i’ve been waiting my whole life to be able to type this sentence)
#NYKnicks
#KnicksSky
(idgaf if it’s just the NBA cup, i’ve been waiting my whole life to be able to type this sentence)
#NYKnicks
#KnicksSky
I wonder if they stopped off at McDonald’s on the way to the interview so he could get his girlfriend a Happy Meal
Kash gets emotional describing how he and his girlfriend deal with people on social media who criticize their relationship, but he says those people are just envious of the fact that they are both thriving and so successful.
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I wonder if they stopped off at McDonald’s on the way to the interview so he could get his girlfriend a Happy Meal
“Sent from my iPhone”
After reading that, I audibly chuckled lol
After reading that, I audibly chuckled lol
A Golden State Warriors fan found owner Joe Lacob’s email address online and expressed his disappointment after the team's 136-131 loss on Sunday.
And Lacob responded.
And Lacob responded.
December 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“Sent from my iPhone”
After reading that, I audibly chuckled lol
After reading that, I audibly chuckled lol
Susie “Lindsey Halligan” Wiles
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Susie “Lindsey Halligan” Wiles
Thank god we have Steve Scalise around. If it weren’t for him, we never would’ve known that all we need to do is have The General start hocking health insurance on TV to finally have affordable healthcare in this country.
Scalise: "Everybody complains, 'Why when I watch TV do I see this Gecko lizard & emu & all these animals out there selling car insurance & homeowners insurance? Why aren't they selling healthcare?' That's bc federal laws prohibit people to have choices for lower cost products for health insurance"
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Thank god we have Steve Scalise around. If it weren’t for him, we never would’ve known that all we need to do is have The General start hocking health insurance on TV to finally have affordable healthcare in this country.
That hat to brain ratio in the second pic is insane
Epstein binder influencer and “Hot Girls for Cuomo” founder Emily Austin was at JD Vance’s Hanukkah party last night
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That hat to brain ratio in the second pic is insane
“I'm pretty optimistic that the American people are gonna see some big gains in 2026”
Yeah, for the billionaires.
Yeah, for the billionaires.
EARHARDT: The president says he's not sure if his tax cuts and investment commitments are going to kick in before the midterms. What do you say?
McCORMICK: I'm pretty optimistic that the American people are gonna see some big gains in 2026
McCORMICK: I'm pretty optimistic that the American people are gonna see some big gains in 2026
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“I'm pretty optimistic that the American people are gonna see some big gains in 2026”
Yeah, for the billionaires.
Yeah, for the billionaires.
Canadians after reading Ingraham’s post:
December 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Canadians after reading Ingraham’s post:
“He was a deranged person”, said the psychopath.
Q: A number of Republicans have denounced your statement on Rob Reiner. Do you stand by it?
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“He was a deranged person”, said the psychopath.
One day the headline will be on the front page of every newspaper in the world and it will be fucking glorious
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
One day the headline will be on the front page of every newspaper in the world and it will be fucking glorious
“Help! I’ve fallen and can barely get up!”
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“Help! I’ve fallen and can barely get up!”
Certified BullShit News
If you thought CBS was done with Erika Kirk content after 25 social media posts over 3 days plus a televised Town Hall last night, you would be wrong because they are still going with 4 more today.
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Certified BullShit News