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Samantha

Samantha

@bottomchef.bsky.social

320 followers 170 following 1.6K posts

RGB elemental, photographer, literally a 3d printer, she/her

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Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Mar 13

All we have left are the Sea-Lomi memories...

An illustration of a log of lunch meat, cut into slices, with the word Sea-Lomi on it. Underneath it is a fish wearing a skirt, striking a sassy pose

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 13h

thank you! it feels good to be improving

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 13h

got some clear sky for a bit last night, this is one of my best orions yet

the orion nebula taken on an ir-modified nikon z6 and a tamron 150-500, 40 minutes integration time

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 15h

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

Frog and Toad hide the cookies in a box.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

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Josh Scare @joshscherr.bsky.social · 18h

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

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Menotti Minutillo @menotti.bsky.social · 18h

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 15h

She craves the hamburger helper.

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 1d

as someone who's still new to astrophotography, it feels *really* good to start being able to get good polar alignment on my mount

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 1d

is it time to stock-up on iodine?

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 1d

well, on the bright side both of the places i've lived in the last 10 years have been near priority targets in a nuclear assault

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 1d

the christmas cactus is in bloom and looking stunning!

a christmas cactus in bloom with lots of gorgeous red flowers

close-up of a christmas cactus bloom showing details of the polleny end of the bright red flower

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 1d

ooo one of the aloes is about to flower!

a pot with several aloe vera plants. the biggest plant has a phallic flower stem and bud

close-up of the aloe vera flower bud

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

YOU’VE BEEN KIKÉ’D

It’s him, Kiké

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

I didn’t buy the Pineapple of Sighs for $3.50 today at Home Goods, and I’m kinda regretting that choice

Evil skull pineapple

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

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Mato @clydemandelin.bsky.social · 2d

I want to print this #Yakuza game image on a poster for my walls, is there a jpg or dumped file anywhere online?

#newyorkstyle

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Bekoha @bekoha.bsky.social · 1d

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture

Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme

bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...

Infamous texture from Yakuza series. Huge black letters on top of the image read "New York Style Hot Dog". The image is of a burger. Side by side comparison, on the left is the original texture with corrected black levels blown up to a higher resolution, on the right os a recreation by yours truly.

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Dedmon Wonderland 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 1d

It's so sad how kids these days are gravitating towards random humor, unlike my generation, which appreciated refined comedy like the concept of cats wanting a cheeseburger.

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 2d

[putting up halloween decorations]

spider who lives is my hallway: THIS IS GENTRIFICATION

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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 2d

If only we’d known about Moon 2 a few years sooner Neil Armstrong could have staged the greatest comeback of all time

Headline saying Earth has a second moon, a small asteroid that’s orbiting us until 2083

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 2d

i made extra sure that i got all of the hair mask out of my hair before getting out of the tub

i start brushing my hair and sliiiiiiime; as if i barely tried :p

ended up rinsing it over the sink

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 2d

i had to give him lots of good snugs and cried a decent amount

if this is how my dreams are going to be, maybe i'm better off not remembering :/

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 2d

i stopped remembering dreams for the most part not too long after i stopped drinking

i missed them, but recently i've been remembering them more often and they're always tense like trying to escape a place

the other day though, i had one where one of the cats drowned and fuuuuck that shit

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 2d

made sous vide steaks tonight, seared on the grill after immersion

ridiculously evenly done

two vacuum-packed steaks in a large pot with a sous vide heater/circulator

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 2d

neat, i just found out what's so special about balanced audio signals!