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bucolic dirtbag
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There’s some finishes I’ll get to this weekend but I did create my dream S/S 94 Westwood inspired gown.
this is not a big picture of my whole tattoo, it’s just my beautiful little dead mouse
I got a giant sternum to belly button tattoo today which included a little dead mouse with weeds growing through it and then I opened costar and WTF
i did not turn off my autocorrect and autocapitalization to have the noble art of shitposting be usurped by losers with no sense of humor
shitposting is comedy and being hateful online is whining and whining is not funny
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shitposting is comedy and being hateful online is whining and whining is not funny
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to commit to a bit you must have a shred of self awareness and the right could never
People caught up for being vile online & are always like ‘Former shitposter!’

That’s not what shitposting is. Plus the best shitposters are people through whom their shitposts reveal glimpses of their (usually) fundamentally decent moral foundations.

A key to shitposting is Understanding Things.
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Image projection technology was invented hundreds of years ago, and its purpose remains the same today as it was back then: to look at monsters with their tiddys out
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🩸‼️ LIES WITHIN IS BACK FROM HIATUS ‼️🩸

join us in picking up where we left off, in a stolen jeep and worrying about how bad of an evil vampire crony we are @ lieswithincomic.com

and the next page is available NOW on patreon!
I’m taking the tiniest plane this morning and truly my commitment to a baggy cargo pants lifestyle is paying off today.
I also had to have a meeting with someone who opened a conversation with "I asked ChatGPT but didn't get a good answer"
Honestly rude that tattoo discourse happened on a week I'm supposed to get an incredibly cool tattoo.
In the past 5 days I have had my car hit by a truck, my kid had lice, I scratched my eye taking a contact lens out in a hurry, and lost the one free day I had this week for midterms to AWS fuckery. I would really like everything to turn around for me.
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I like the second part to this coda more, myself.
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
I have 3 looks: ultra femme, quirky professional, and dirtbag teenaged boy from 1994 and today I have to go to 2 places where I normally use very different vibes and it’s killing me.
She threw a coffee cup at my head because I discovered she’d been embezzling.
Enough about Work Husbands and Work Wives.

You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
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(for money, to be clear)
Do I have any friends who would be willing to design me an ice stamp design for Rhasan for Christmas?
it’s extremely cool and not at all frustrating that 3/4 of my to do list for this week was predicated on aws servers being up and now I have to cram everything in on Wednesday instead of splitting it between today and Wednesday.
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you could really hang this picture somewhere
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
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whose idea was it to stick half of the internet on aws i just wanna talk
AWS outage taking out canvas on midterm review day is an attack on me personally.
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I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery
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your favorite pen (or spoon, or paintbrush, or toothbrush) deserves a nice vase to live in. please consider: