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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 3h

Mr Beast has left you alone on his estate with a team of Blackwater mercs. If you survive you can be the lucky winner of 1 million beast coin that he’ll immediately rug pull you on

Cai @annenotation.bsky.social · 18h

Watch out, in the darkest of all possible worlds, people get what they ask for www.businessinsider.com/youtube-star...

YouTube star MrBeast lays groundwork to get into financial services, including crypto

Top YouTuber MrBeast, whose real name is Jimmy Donaldson, is eyeing an expansion into financial services, per a trademark filing and investor deck.

www.businessinsider.com

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah, I remember the Sharon Davies genuinely thinking it was like a 15 minute timer in your car that would brick if it expired, which wouldn’t work for her because it’s a 45 minute drive to the shop or something

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5h

Oh fuck somebody’s got the keyboard out 💀

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 6h

Exactly my experience- in law in east Anglia who never goes to London who gets absolutely furious about LTNs

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 6h

“I want an Alpha” go slide in the liver king’s mentions then, Jesus. Fair play to the guy’s friends just sabotaging him for a laugh though

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 6h

MAFS update:
10 minutes into episode 5 and I think I hate most of these people

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 9h

It’s groove time (in honour of our big strong boys)
GTRadio youtu.be/odj8Wy3jPe4

DENZEL CURRY - SUMO

YouTube video by PVRPLX LXVN

youtu.be

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 10h

“We want to gut the civil service but for people to like us for doing so”

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 22h

I honestly don’t know. Probably more “tap up derelict buildings to throw people in” or cages in the streets like children of men

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 23h

Have just seen the phrase “Nightingale Prisons” and what the fuck do words even mean anymore

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Doing victory laps for a minor project that’s inevitably going to run out of money in 18 months when Reeves once again decides the Money must be soothed, genius

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Gloucester City Council is currently in debt to the tune of £243m. South Gloucestershire Council £151.6m

Matt Bishop MP @mattbishopmp.bsky.social · 2d

The Labour Government is bringing back family services to our communities, with £221,184 of investment for Gloucestershire.

Every child in the Forest of Dean deserves the best start in life, and under this Labour Government, we’re making that happen.

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

If I played chess with him it’d end exactly the same way as the Bottom episode where Richie and Eddie played it

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

I’m going to become fucking Pol Pot

Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 1d

Oh god just saw this OpenAI generated video someone posted to Reddit of ‘A girl knocks on your door at 3am’ and this may be the least mentally healthy product on the planet it not most terrifying

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Stationing myself as the skill check boss on level 3 of OnlyCans’ Posting Minas Tirith sanctuary

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Working very hard to get myself into that ring graphic inner circle so I may join you in the inner concentric layer

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Huffing about JKR’s extermination campaign like it’s two children kicking off, Christ

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Was in a house builder’s annual report and one of their principal risks they listed was “there’s no fucking planning officers, it takes forever to actually go through the process”. The solution from reeves appears to presenting them with various wildlife and stamping them to death

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5d

They’re aren’t changing a thing and they’re still trying to court Nigel’s voters, they’re just trying to shift the blame for their choices. Which will obviously look like deflection to the voters who think Mr Remain is a secret paedophile communist doing great replacement

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5d

You’re not rejoining the EU

Sue Wilson MBE @suewilson91.bsky.social · 5d

This is a major shift in Labour comms. It seems Brexit will be blamed for the budget.
But naming the issue is not enough. They now need to name the solution or be left behind parties that will.

Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 5d

This strikes me as a pretty major Brexit shift from Starmer.

Perhaps the beginning of 'Brexit is sh1t and has caused real economic damage'.

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5d

Unsolicited slick Rick

A picture of Slick Rick, a black man with a moustache wearing an eye patch, crown, gold chain and several large rings

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5d

Limmy, a white middle aged man, contorting his face in disbelief

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 6d

“Mr Ratliff said Khan was “a dangerous man with an interest in firearms”.
The prosecutor added: “If you’ve got an AK-47 tattooed on your arm and your face, it’s because you love AK-47s and you want the world to know that”. Come the fuck on

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 6d

Free him

Fayaz Khan, 26, posted a video in October last year which concluded with the words: "I'm coming to Eng-land. I'm going to pop, pop, pop."
Farage had posted his own video on YouTube, entitled "the journey of an illegal migrant", which highlighted Khan and referenced "young males of fighting age coming into our country about whom we know very little".
In his response video, Khan said:
"Englishman Nigel, don't talk shit about me.
"You not know me. I come to England because I want to marry with your sister. You not know me.

"Don't talk about me more. Delete the video.
"I'm coming to England. I'm going to pop, pop, pop."
A jury at Southwark crown court deliberated for two days before finding Khan guilty of making a threat to kill, by a majority of 10 to two.

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 6d

This man is going to advance the study of CTE related behaviour like we’ve never seen before

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 6d

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text

He’s genuinely an idiot.
GUNNER OLSZEWSKI
on Cam Skattebo

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