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Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · Sep 4

This is important

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Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 7h

Don’t worry I’m already filing a lawsuit over this

Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 12h

Mr. Chief, first time long time. How mechanical and/or circumcised is it?

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Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 12h

Neat how centuries of western-cultivated sectarian strife in the Middle East was undone by Israel indiscriminately bombing everyone

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Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 20h

I’m kato grcka vasa

Brilliant Maps @brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 20h

Nationality Related Idioms In Bulgarian

What's your favourite nationality related idiom in your language?

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Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 1d

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Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 1d

I think this is just the juice Cuomo needs to win this

Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 1d

Fortunately he was able to rise above his father’s shadow and chart his own path

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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 1d

No British Justice.

Photos of the 14 civilians murdered on Bloody Sunday.

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Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 1d

“When my father Mario was the first ever Italian elected to the New York State Plumber’s office, a gang of lying women tried to ruin him too. That’s why the assemblyman here is too Muslim to be mayor. “

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Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 1d

Are you sure you’re not AI?

Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you for thinking I look young

Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 2d

Found the thing that they use to clean the ceiling

That underground mall/subway hub in NYC called “the occulus” with a high ceiling in the 9/11 hole

The biggest, reddest cherry picker you ever did see

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Former Pingu Child Actor @heresy.bsky.social · 2d

I'm a close personal friend of the Starmer's, lovely couple, we met at swinger's club in Brighton & I've supported Randy Kieth through thick & thin (very "thin" on his part), but now that Greens gave overtaken Sir Kieth in polls, I find I can no longer look away for old time's sake; he has to go.

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Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 3d

Bro the question is “if Pritzker’s not in charge of the State Patrol, which elected official is?”

Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 3d

Bro the question is “if Pritzker’s not in charge of the State Patrol, which elected official is?”

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3d

you can always go to Settings > Moderation > Muted words & tags and drop the newest tiresome subject in there

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Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 3d

Fill the underground parts with concrete too like they did with Hitler’s bunker

Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 3d

Just bulldoze the whole white house. Who cares. It’s not like good things happen there anyway.

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Serious Professional @blazeduncle.bsky.social · 3d

The GOP needs to do a better job of explaining to their base what a controlled opposition is. This would’ve been like a Harlem Globetrotter kneecapping a Washington General.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 3d

A man pardoned by President Trump after taking part in the Jan. 6 Capitol attack was charged last week with a new crime: threatening to assassinate Representative Hakeem Jeffries, the House Democratic leader, at an event in New York City.