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@blackdelphinium.bsky.social
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blackdelphinium.bsky.social
I'm still salty about Summer Camp Island
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alltomato1717.bsky.social
"Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway."
-Edgar Allan Poe
blackdelphinium.bsky.social
And you know how much we live that 😘
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edbbteach.bsky.social
I'm so tired of people treating jk rowling's transphobia like "an internet problem" or "an opinion", it was already BAD when she was just spreading hateful bullshit and misinformation online but now she's literally using her money to harm trans people, it's not a fucking difference of opinion
blackdelphinium.bsky.social
We need mild *and* spicy
blackdelphinium.bsky.social
You know, Luci, you encourage that kind of thing, you'll be out of a job in a hot minute.
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widogastweb.bsky.social
Just a reminder that Ed and Stede are in love 💜💙
blackdelphinium.bsky.social
Put all the Cartoon Network stuff back on the internet and pay back royalties?
blackdelphinium.bsky.social
Thank you! They are a labor of love 🥰
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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
Technically it’s not WIPWednesday here for another hour but I am once again bored & trapped in the car so I’m writing divorce boys on my phone

Ed gave Stede his new number. Everyone’s being on their best behavior about it (cw: light sexting)
Ed: do you ever wonder if it was really that good?
Stede: hello, Ed 
If what was that good? 
Ed: us. The physical part, I mean. I know the other stuff was real, I’m not saying anything about that 
Stede: oh. No, I do not wonder that 
Ed: I dunno man. We were 22. Could’ve just been the magic of perpetual boners. 
Stede: that wasn’t it 
Ok, that wasn’t ALL of it 
Ed: but how do you know?
Stede: no one has ever made me feel the way you did 
And I’ve never made anyone feel as good as I did you, I know that much 
Ed’s speechless 
Stede: and I hope you don’t mind me saying this…
Ed holds his breath 
Stede: but if I could have you again tomorrow, I know with utter certainty that I could have you crying into the pillow case, begging me to come within the hour 
Jesus Christ 
Ed should stop. He should tell Stede to stop. 
Ed: awfully confident, aren’t you? 
Stede: you’re a five minute walk from me. Come over and we’ll see 
Ed lets out a shuddering breath. This is bad bad bad
Why can’t he stop? 
He stares at his phone, unsure what to say 
Stede is typing again 
Stede: I still know your body. I remember every inch of it. I know the way your feet flex when you’re about to come and the spot behind your ear that makes you go breathless when I kiss it and the fact that your left nipple is more sensitive than the right and that you don’t like to ask for it but you’ll go all dreamy and floaty if I lie down on top of you with my full body weight after you come. 
Dots 
Ed is having a nervous breakdown. But, like, a horny one. 
Stede: I never forgot any of it 
Stede: I also know your left hand is resting low on your stomach, and as you read this it’s just starting to flirt with the waistband of your underwear right now
Fuck. Ed’s hand froze, the tips of his fingers just starting to creep beneath the elastic. He hadn’t even realized he was doing it 
Ed needs to regain control of the situation
Ed: ok, stalker 
Stede: fuck
Stede: come over, please 
Stede: do you want me to beg? Because I’m not too proud
blackdelphinium.bsky.social
Bookmark it and come back later?
blackdelphinium.bsky.social
I feel that.

We had ours in a Saturday, but as a SAHP, I still had to work
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adhdedteach.bsky.social
i know i havent been posting much but if anyone feels like helping out i could do with a bit to get to the end of the month 🫠🫠 ko-fi.com/samhound
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blackdelphinium.bsky.social
Stede Whump Free to Good Home-
Buried Alive, and having an extra layer of freak out because "pirates don't actually bury treasure" and he thinks Ed won't think to look for him like that