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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 14h

Date night. You. Me. A couple of other people. Bliss

3 side by side toilets with a urinal on both the left and the right

Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 17h

I changed my phone number and lost contact with everybody. I kept texting them and saying, "Hey, this is me, this is my new number," and they kept blocking my new number. I think I lost like 7 friends and 14 family members.

and honestly good riddance.

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 17h

DIYing a knockoff with a pair of scissors and a glue stick

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 17h

a black and white photo of a man with a hat on and a scary face .

Alt: The famous clip from the original black and white Nosferatu when he's looking towards the sun or something.

media.tenor.com

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 17h

You know, I've never actually sat down and watched the original Nosferatu. I just have the mental image of that one clip that everyone shows when they're talking about Nosferatu.

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 17h

Fountains of John Wayne

Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 18h

Nicholas Cage the Elephant

Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 18h

Steve McQueens of the Stone Age

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 17h

P!nk Floyd

Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 18h

Shirley Temple of the Dog

Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 18h

Nicholas Cage the Elephant

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 17h

Quote this with the first four horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10 for you. No cheating, just the first four that pop into your head.

Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Cats (original Broadway recording)

Samzilla Slutton @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 17h

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Dracula (1931)
Bride of Frankenstein
Nope
Witch

Clockwork Librarian @jsands84.bsky.social · 18h

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Silent Hill
Sinners
Sinister
Trick r’ Treat

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 17h

To be more specific, they got in the car, and I yelled at them from the safety of my hidey hole, "Drive! Drive, motherfucker, drive!" and they screamed but they drove.

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 17h

Suddenly remembered the time that I was poor and I shoplifted some food.

Alarms went off and I booked it

I jumped into the back of my friend's car and hid under a coat

My friends drove off while I was still hiding, they didn't know what had happened

I climbed out and scared the shit out of them

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 1d

What I wanted was a quantum leap movie or mini-series where somebody else takes over the mantle and rescues Sam from the original timeline.

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 1d

I have $35, rawr.

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 1d

We deal with a lot of child abuse cases at my job, and occasionally being able to summarize 1,800 page depositions with chatgpt is handy, but it'll stop processing whenever it encounters things that it decides are not okay.

I can see us turning on the sexting ability at work specifically for that.

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 1d

Me when I supersize my fries

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 1d

He really is an entitled prick that does not understand the first thing about making people want to work with you.

He's a good leader in a crisis, but five minutes later he's bitching out Wolverine for taking out 3/4th of the enemies and saving everyone's life because he didn't do it his way.

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Littlehawk of Horrors @bizarroland.bsky.social · 1d

It doesn't even take that much money. Like, I started losing it the day that I filled up my fuel tank without having to check my bank account balance first.

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